The Tinder Thread

[General Smuts]

I got ID'd the other week

 

For your bus pass?

[ACF]

I got ID'd the other week

For your seniors discount?

Edit: damn it Smuts

Edited 5 December 2014 by ACF

[Grandad.]

I could do with a 27 year old called Lauren in my life. 

[Finnegan]

For your bus pass?

[Unabomber]

 

Dare to Des

[ScouseFox]

daretodes

[Unabomber]

dtd

[Des.]

with a twist lol

[ScouseFox]

fear not desmond i've used your original transcript and am waiting for a result 

[Unabomber]

with a twist lol

Well I thought the last worked well with a twist.

[ScouseFox]

#tinderlikenigelpearson

 

[ScouseFox]

[EnderbyFox]

Cracking effort Scouse, could've done with a Balloonhead comment though

[ScouseFox]

haha perhaps. i was going to roll with all of nigel's comments (i regret it but no apology is necessary to a person of your ilk etc) but surprisingly i have been unmatched. 

[Guest ttfn]

Tell her not to answer cut out the mistakes.

[Manwell Pablo]

On the subject of fck off and die Kingfox has told me to fck off and die which I have reported, obviously because I am deeply offended and nothing to do with me getting him banned for a laugh and a couple of days (hopefully weeks) peace.

 

So fingers crossed.

 

Hilarious Karl, kudos. 

[ousefox]

How does one react to that?

[Manwell Pablo]

How does one react to that?

 

I'm confused, has she typo'd horney or does she really like honey?

[ScouseFox]

good film tbf 

[ousefox]

I'm confused, has she typo'd horney or does she really like honey?

hadn't even thought of that

[EnderbyFox]

To be fair honey is delicious 

[ScouseFox]

[Facecloth]

Genius!

[Fox92]

How does one react to that?

 

Dunno but she's alright, Watson.

[StanSP]

Talking of honey, at work we have a Health & Wellbeing week and we were told today that honey will never spoil if stored properly. Some honey was found in an Egyptian tomb once and it was tested and found to be edible.

 

Hit her up with a fact like that and you'll have her wrapped round your little finger.