The Tinder Thread

[sphericalfox]

Talking of honey, at work we have a Health & Wellbeing week and we were told today that honey will never spoil if stored properly. Some honey was found in an Egyptian tomb once and it was tested and found to be edible.

 

Hit her up with a fact like that and you'll have her wrapped round your little finger.

 

I'd not be volunteering for that job.

[StanSP]

I'd not be volunteering for that job.

 

You don't need to. I think they've done all the tests already mate.

[FoxesAreBlue]

Talking of honey, at work we have a Health & Wellbeing week and we were told today that honey will never spoil if stored properly. Some honey was found in an Egyptian tomb once and it was tested and found to be edible.

Hit her up with a fact like that and you'll have her wrapped round your little finger.

A health and well being week sounds like utter, utter shite.

[StanSP]

A health and well being week sounds like utter, utter shite.

 

Why? It's just an initiative. You don't have to sign up for it; it's just the company's way of promoting a healthy workplace. Not that it bothers me. I'm still munching away on about 5 packets of crisps each day.

[General Smuts]

Hilarious Karl, kudos.

I'm due a funny un.

Kudos to Scouse Fox. 'Good film' and Delia - I'm figuratively pissing myself!!!

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[MPH]

How does one react to that?

 

 

 

Challenge her to a rap battle

[Finnegan]

Tbf to Scouse, for a thick lad that's pretty funny. One of my favs of this thread so far.

[sphericalfox]

You don't need to. I think they've done all the tests already mate.

 

The poor bastard, I bet it still tasted like shit though, edible or not.

[ScouseFox]

I'm due a funny un.

Kudos to Scouse Fox. 'Good film' and Delia - I'm figuratively pissing myself!!!

 

i thought the good film comment was funny too glad someone else appreciates it.

 

Tbf to Scouse, for a thick lad that's pretty funny. One of my favs of this thread so far.

 

i read that quickly and thought you'd called me a pretty lad wasn't sure how to respond. as it is still not sure how to respond because you clearly only praised my work so you could also call me thick too. which is just rude  :xmasangry:

[FoxesAreBlue]

Why? It's just an initiative. You don't have to sign up for it; it's just the company's way of promoting a healthy workplace. Not that it bothers me. I'm still munching away on about 5 packets of crisps each day.

Ah I must admit, I mid-read/understood (was in a rush) I thought it was health and safety and assumed it was compulsory.

[VLC86]

How does one react to that?

Are you Winnie the Pooh?

[Unabomber]

**** off and die wins the thread

[Lamby]

Still **** all my end

[Stadt]

Still **** all my end

**** off and cry

[Lamby]

**** off and cry

 

Whilst masturbating in my tears?

[theessexfox]

Weirdo

[ScouseFox]

**** off and die wins the thread

 

from some of the highs of the thread to lamby. such a range of emotions. 

Edited 5 December 2014 by ScouseFox

[Aus Fox]

For those looking to increase their productivity in the tinder market:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/abagg/this-casanova-invented-a-machine-to-constantly-swipe-right-o?s=mobile

[Facecloth]

Edited 6 December 2014 by DB11

[Fox92]

For those looking to increase their productivity in the tinder market:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/abagg/this-casanova-invented-a-machine-to-constantly-swipe-right-o?s=mobile

lol

[Unabomber]

I re installed Facebook just for all of this.

[ScouseFox]

who deleted all the kingfox comments 

[Unabomber]

What a legend

[ScouseFox]

it was DB11 dunno who you are but  :xmascool:

[Soar Fox]

Booooooooooo