The Tinder Thread

[Facecloth]

wonder what will be the first thing to happen next - Lamby scores or Leicester win...

Well Leicester will win in August once we're relegated back to the Championship, so I'll go for that.

[Lamby]

lamby doesn't own fifty quid 

 

I do now I'm getting paid a wage

[StanSP]

Well Leicester will win in August once we're relegated back to the Championship, so I'll go for that.

 

okay next question - will Lamby win a bet before Leicester next win a game?

[SystonFox]

I do now I'm getting paid a wage

#baller

[Carl the Llama]

okay next question - will Lamby win a bet before Leicester next win a game?

 

Well he probably put one of his 50ps on us getting relegated ages ago, so based on FC's info yeah.

[Lamby]

okay next question - will Lamby win a bet before Leicester next win a game?

 

Probably not. I'll probably die from wanking too much before you win a game.

[Leeds Fox]

She'd even scare big Was!

[Carl the Llama]

Fvcking hell Lamby you should be banned from wank jokes I never want that image again.

[EnderbyFox]

Probably not. I'll probably die from wanking too much before you win a game.

 

tmi 

[ScouseFox]

can someone do to lamby what they did to kingfox when he was in the thread pls thanks x 

[EnderbyFox]

[StanSP]

this page is a monstrosity in more ways than one

[kingfox]

Any hole is a goal at the moment as far as I'm concerned.

 

Didn't know you are bisexual Lamby.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Wow imagine the kids.

 

they would look like a five year old's drawing of "the suspect"

[DennisNedry]

Haha does anybody feel in the slightest bit guilty for taking the piss out of a girl who's probably lovely, albeit monstrous physically??

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Haha does anybody feel in the slightest bit guilty for taking the piss out of a girl who's probably lovely, albeit monstrous physically??

 

We're all talking about Lamby's theoretical kid with a girl who looks like a sherry trifle, what you banging on about Nedry you dry old Tena Lady

 

Ah no forgive me Nedry, you're talking about GODZIWWA - resume

Edited 8 December 2014 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[ScouseFox]

no, she knows what she looks like and she made a tinder sia imho 

[EnderbyFox]

I'm sure she's lovely on the inside, amongst all that cholesterol 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

what i love most about this thread is it's stance towards sexism

[Grandad.]

Haha does anybody feel in the slightest bit guilty for taking the piss out of a girl who's probably lovely, albeit monstrous physically??

 

Nah, **** the fat bitch. 

[ScouseFox]

there is umpteen examples of appreciation for the female sex what more do they want? 

 

threads like this and hot celebs and especially chebs just show how much we appreciate them and understand their roles in the modern world

Nah, **** the fat bitch. 

 

this too 

[Carl the Llama]

I'm pretty sure it's not sexism to call a picture of the sloth guy in Se7en fat.

 

Edit: No I meant the gluttony guy.  I really am sorry for getting it wrong guys.

Edited 9 December 2014 by Carl the Llama

[Leeds Fox]

Where it says '16 kilometres away', is that refereing to the closest part of her, or centre of mass, because it could vary a fair bit!

[RonnieTodger]

Meeting her on Friday

[EnderbyFox]

Meeting her on Friday

 

McDonalds?