The Tinder Thread

[ScouseFox]

like twice yeah. but then one i was genuinely grafting and woke up one morning and she had unmatched me for legit no ****ing reason, so now don't trust the app. 

 

and if you give em a funny opener like 1 in 10 gives you something funny back and it's all laughs. 

curry who? great response tbf 

[Unabomber]

"Curry who?" that is class tbf. I like how she doesn't question the rest of the statement. 

Edited 9 December 2014 by Unabomber

[ScouseFox]

curry who? gets funnier every time i read it. doesn't even mean anything. 

 

now fully involved in a chat about curry she likes chicken korma best so hovering over the unmatch but giving her the benefit of the doubt for now. 

[Unabomber]

Ask her if she likes the scotch (people, bonnets, booze)

[ScouseFox]

hahaha the people. great people the scotch 

[AKCJ]

I asked someone to teach me how to dougie and she thought I was being racist.

[EnderbyFox]

Is there anything more pointless than a Chicken Korma?

[ScouseFox]

dunno i'll ask em and get back to you 

[EnderbyFox]

Much appreciated 

[Unabomber]

Saw this 

 

 

Said this

 

 

Saw this

 

 

School boy.

[Unabomber]

Dramatically concluded early.

[ScouseFox]

look how angry alicia, 18 got when i said wales was the same as england except everyone spoke funny 

 

 

don't make me laugh </3

[Unabomber]

What did you call her?

[FoxesAreBlue]

Be sure to find out her opinions on Welsh teams playing in the English League System.

[ScouseFox]

What did you call her?

 

babycakes 

[Stadt]

oh shit its the miners

[Unabomber]

Ohhh i'm a girl, don't call me affectionate names and sure as shit don't make me laugh. Pathetic and sia.

[ScouseFox]

i've said a lot of shit to birds on tinder and this is the angriest anyone has ever got oh man i don't really know what to say. she's only 8km away as well she could hunt me down and ****ing kill me 

[Unabomber]

Say tinder is all about opinions

[AKCJ]

Are you Finnegan in disguise? Are you Finnegan in disguise...

[ScouseFox]

i asked her if she knew finners and she just said "night". think that pushed her over the edge. 

[AKCJ]

i asked her if she knew finners and she just said "night". think that pushed her over the edge. 

 

 

lol

 

In all seriousness. Sounds like she has the personality of a stagnant fart.

[EnderbyFox]

Should've pulled out the classic, Scouse

 

 

 

Have you anger issues tonight buddy? Tell us all where the animosity is coming from?

[Unabomber]

Any way to send the message to all your matches?

[AKCJ]

I like to imagine that she's just posted that conversation on SheepTalk in a parallel universe.