The Tinder Thread

[ScouseFox]

hahaha oh my i'm seriously upset i didn't col city her everywhere 

[orangecity23]

End it in classic Mark and Lard 'Downcount' style. Tom Jones? You ingnorant English bastard, WE WILL HAVE OUR DAY

 

[ScouseFox]

wow she's back and said "i was only having a joke with you :)" 

 

 

i'm gona go to town on this bitch now she's gonna wish she was still in wales when i'm done the cheeky mare 

[Unabomber]

What about curry em she seemed quite hot.  :xmascool:

[ScouseFox]

she said "huh" when i asked her if korma was pointless or whatever it was so i said "i'll answer it is the most pointless thing in the world" and she said "haha" 

 

not responding to that. curry jokes or no curry jokes it was hard work. 

[Unabomber]

Just saw a girl whose bio claimed "im a model, only accepting close friends on this account." I swiped right she will bin, Simo will swight right "Hey bbe how r u?xxx get on facey msnger xxxxxxxx"

[ScouseFox]

how do you know simo is a close friend? 

[Unabomber]

He knows all the models on tinder

[ScouseFox]

i bet he does

[Unabomber]

Man you bet on everything

[ScouseFox]

 

You're my betting idol.

[Unabomber]

Oh yeah

[ScouseFox]

just asked a match "what's your fave bar in town?" and she said "not telling you you creep" and unmatched me so brutal 

[Unabomber]

Yet she matched you? Women....

I just asked a girl nice breasts what size, she said 38dd. I said blimey.

[ScouseFox]

i know right you tell her una 

[Des.]

Can't remember the last time I actually got into a conversation on tinder.

[ScouseFox]

Glad the old des is back

[Des.]

I didn't know he left

[ScouseFox]

he abandoned us to become a playaaa on lovoo the rascal but now he's come running back tail between his legs awaiting some tinder action

[Des.]

Oh did he? Well i'll be sure to have a word with him.

[Finnegan]

I need to stop catfishing on tinder. I can't keep my true identity hidden when someone riles me up about the old country.

[Unabomber]

Another girl just spoke first, she simply opted for a thumbs up emoji. This convo could go anywhere!

[walkerleeds]

Just matched with  a bot who has a baby as her profile pic. Whaaaaaaatt!

 

Edit: She was in it too, would be a bit weird if I swiped right to a baby..

Edited 10 December 2014 by walkerleeds

[ScouseFox]

I need to stop catfishing on tinder. I can't keep my true identity hidden when someone riles me up about the old country.

yeah leave it to loveday you aggressive welsh arse

she did eventually say she didn't know anyone called finners so i doubt she's even proper welsh

[VLC86]

Just matched with a bot who has a baby as her profile pic. Whaaaaaaatt!

Edit: She was in it too, would be a bit weird if I swiped right to a baby..

Wasn't Saville from Leeds as well?