The Tinder Thread

[ScouseFox]

shock smuts knows a pun for your match 

[General Smuts]

shock smuts knows a pun for your match

I've got a pun for every occasion

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[Lamby]

Even my mate who signed up yesterday has 5 matches to my none, ffs

[Soar Fox]

Even my mate who signed up yesterday has 5 matches to my none, ffs

I think Sloth would get more matches tbh lambo.

[Unabomber]

Even my mate who signed up yesterday has 5 matches to my none, ffs

None? wow.

[ScouseFox]

nah you're lying not even a bot? i reckon even if you didn't have a picture or a bio and were quite picky with who you swiped you'd still get at least a bot every few days.

[Stadt]

Lamby is this your picture on there yet?

[Unabomber]

 

"love doesn't ask"

 

She wanna be raped I don't get it. Oh and since I uploaded this she has unmatched me.

[Lamby]

nah you're lying not even a bot? i reckon even if you didn't have a picture or a bio and were quite picky with who you swiped you'd still get at least a bot every few days.

 

Not even a bot. I am being picky though, but even still it's taking the piss a bit.

[ScouseFox]

so many badly named women in the world

also tinder has taught me a disproportionately large amount of birds own or ride a horse. like half my matches at least. what's going on there?

Edited 12 December 2014 by ScouseFox

[Des.]

"love doesn't ask"

 

She wanna be raped I don't get it. Oh and since I uploaded this she has unmatched me.

She's a bot anyway bud

[Lamby]

so many badly named women in the world

also tinder has taught me a disproportionately large amount of birds own or ride a horse. like half my matches at least. what's going on there?

 

Well you'll never be their Stallion will you

[Unabomber]

She's a bot anyway bud

So a bot unmatched me? SIA I REPEAT SIA.

Well you'll never be their Stallion will you

Mate you couldn't be a cows milker so you can't really talk.

[Soar Fox]

"love doesn't ask"

She wanna be raped I don't get it. Oh and since I uploaded this she has unmatched me.

She's the spitting image of some girl I know. But her name ain't Katina.

[Unabomber]

She's the spitting image of some girl I know. But her name ain't Katina.

Christ least you got to the stage of knowing her!

[Des.]

So a bot unmatched me? SIA I REPEAT SIA.

I've seen 3 or 4 profiles so far with the exact quote in their bios. I doubt she unmatched, bots profiles get removed or reported a lot I'm sure. So they just disappear

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

the exact quote was 

 

so gay

 

yh that was the joke 

[MPH]

Not even a bot. I am being picky though, but even still it's taking the piss a bit.

Under 60s only?

[Finnegan]

yh that was the joke

Ah, the old "pretend you were joking" routine.

[sphericalfox]

Not even a bot. I am being picky though, but even still it's taking the piss a bit.

 

Beggars can't be choosers. 

 

Sorry Ken...

[SystonFox]

You can't even be a cows milker HAHAHAHAHAAHA I am done

[Unabomber]

Met Simo today we are on about sorting a night out after one home game. Who is up for it? 

[ScouseFox]

hey

also you met simo are you now in love with him like everyone else he meets?

[Unabomber]

hey

also you met simo are you now in love with him like everyone else he meets?

Met him before mate, but he's a nice guy real friendly you'd like him.

[ScouseFox]

well let's all bloody go out then