The Tinder Thread

[Kinowe Soorie]

Kinowe Soorie will go

I'll invite myself thank you very much! Shame your still not old enough or look older than 12!!

[ACF]

do it for the Stoke game you bastards

[kingcarr21]

[kingcarr21]

 

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some new lines for you to use to freshen up the conversation haha

this made me laugh

 

Edited 15 December 2014 by kingcarr21

[One Legged Beaver]

An amateurish question; can you send pictures on tinder?

[Rincewind]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/08/tinder-nightmares-instagram_n_6287812.html

 

Anyone used these chat up lines?

[Bert]

Villa at home it is.

On the official confirmation list we have:

me

you

stan

smuts

col the city fan

ken

I'm free that day.

[Finnegan]

Is your sister?

[Bert]

Is your sister?

Ask Una

[Manwell Pablo]

Des, if you're in Leicester now I will wingman the shit out of you.I might not be single but I can still provide a service to the tinder thread.

Manwell.teen.hahahahahahahahahabahababshshha

 

Piss off I got ID'd again at the weekend and that toss pot Simo was stood right next to me this time....... so no bus pass jokes this time hahahaah!

 

I had just had a shave and he did tell me not to bother near enough straight away when I laughed at him and told him I didn't have any, but I'm still taking it. Apparently I looked "younger from a different angle" that'd be the angle that hides my grey hairs then.

 

Col bores me to tears on here so god knows what it would be like if he could actually talk to me. 

Edited 15 December 2014 by Manwell Pablo

[GeorgeTheFox]

Can't wait for the vintage 'what? Smiley emoji'reply

[GeorgeTheFox]

Just matched with someone called Shakeira. Someone feed me an opener

[Ross96]

I bet your hips don't lie.

[Fox92]

 

 

 

 

 

What the hell.

[Finnegan]

Should have worn a neck scarf. Ruined it.

[Rincewind]

That is unbelievable. What bloke  would wait four or five years for a shag?

[Finnegan]

That is unbelievable. What bloke would wait four or five years for a shag?

How long you been waiting?

[Rincewind]

How long you been waiting?

Too long. I take your point.

[Unabomber]

An 8/10 just started talking to me, I don't remember matching her. Seems illegit.

[Finnegan]

It's probably your turn to be Loveday'd tbh

[Unabomber]

It's probably your turn to be Loveday'd tbh

Hope so

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Just initiated chat with a swell guy named Jonny I hope he's the one because it's hard to find a nice guy when you're constantly modelling or being a grid girl

OH NO I LET MY ALIAS OUT THE BAG

[Manwell Pablo]

Just initiated chat with a swell guy named Jonny I hope he's the one because it's hard to find a nice guy when you're constantly modelling or being a grid girl

OH NO I LET MY ALIAS OUT THE BAG

 

That some sort of weird mix between giving your alias away and letting the cat out the bag? Impressive. I'm fan of your work.

[Unabomber]

[Beliall]