The Tinder Thread

[Facecloth]

You guys are pathetic.

Being a dick online is easy. Actually being thoughtful, considering other people before you say things, that's a task for you numbnutted doughnuts. But you can get away with just being a dick, and it clearly feeds your sense of superiority, because you can't defeat eventual rejection with rational responses.

So what do I think of you all? Your casual willingness to be mean-spirited to people you don't know, who are gathering in a virtual space to meet like-minded individuals, outweighs whatever intelligence you have. It would do you well to consider others, and also entertain the notion that you are not better than other people.

Being a dick online isn't easy. The amount of thought and effort you put into you post proves that.

[1993fox]

Where did you copy n paste that from 1993fox?

She match you?

 

What? You're the worst of the lot Una. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are vile. If you aren't an idiot, you've made a world-class effort at simulating one. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

[Unabomber]

 you've made a world-class effort at simulating one. 

Thank you very much.

[StanSP]

MTWG has pulled a blinder here. Set up an account end of September and nailed it. Proper undercover, that.

[Voll Blau]

Thank you very much.

 

1993Fox don't seem to respect you.

[Unabomber]

1993Fox don't seem to respect you.

Why cos of the beard?

[Voll Blau]

Why cos of the beard?

 

What is the brewery in 1993Fox? Might be Courage actually...

[1993fox]

Wouldn't surprise me one bit if Una had a beard. A beard worn outside November-March is normally just a symbol of savagery so he's good for another 3 months.

[Voll Blau]

Wouldn't surprise me one bit if Una had a beard. A beard worn outside November-March is normally just a symbol of savagery so he's good for another 3 months.

 

He looks like Bluto, the villain from Popeye.

[Stuliasz]

I heard they dropped an atomic bomb on 1993Fox ... about £15 worth of damage!

[Voll Blau]

I heard they dropped an atomic bomb on 1993Fox ... about £15 worth of damage!

 

Your 1993Fox lot are like little slugs, little slugs with no personality.

[theessexfox]

I reckon 1993Fox is an unimpressed Tinder match of Una's. 

[1993fox]

I heard they dropped an atomic bomb on 1993Fox ... about £15 worth of damage!

 

Have you anger issues tonight buddy? Tell us all where the animosity is coming from?

[StanSP]

I realised her interests just after I sent her the first message. she might be on here

 

 

 

[Unabomber]

Nice one Stan

[Voll Blau]

Well at least you know it was the one on the left Stan, because the one on the right would've just repeated word for word what you'd just sent her.

[StanSP]

Well at least you know it was the one on the left Stan, because the one on the right would've just repeated word for word what you'd just sent her.

 

It was a close call. Had to take the gamble really.

[1993fox]

Shame Stan, she was the perfect candidate for...

 

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture) . As for your hair, . Seriously, do something. You look like a horse. Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins /damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, . You arms are way too long. at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY ' would be unfair , since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

[StanSP]

 

Shame Stan, she was the perfect candidate for...

 

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture) . As for your hair, . Seriously, do something. You look like a horse. Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins /damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, . You arms are way too long. at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY ' would be unfair , since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

 

 

nah I didn't want to be a dick about it all

[Unabomber]

 

Shame Stan, she was the perfect candidate for...

 

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture) . As for your hair, . Seriously, do something. You look like a horse. Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins /damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, . You arms are way too long. at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY ' would be unfair , since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

 

Did you get that from the misc?

[1993fox]

Good that was just a test of your dickery Stan well done lad

Did you get that from the misc?

 

Aye all my tinder lines are from there

[Voll Blau]

Think I preferred 1993fox Town when Di Canio was their manager.

[1993fox]

Behind the ballpark on that one voll care to explain? ty

[Unabomber]

Most of us are quoting the hit uk sitcom the office mate. A lot don't get it though, it is big boy shit.

[1993fox]

big boy shit indeed i was 10 when it stopped airing shame really