The Tinder Thread

[SystonFox]

Haha

[ScouseFox]

[One Legged Beaver]

 

[Stadt]

Yeah but you live on an island with a population about the same as Coventry's attendances

[1993fox]

 

Genuinely saddened that the begums of our generations are only able to present a personality when in a state of intoxication

[Unabomber]

 

what would be a good reply here 1993fox?

[ScouseFox]

ask her if she's asian before proceeding imo 

[Stadt]

Just post the list of Thracian's nicknames for the 2006-2007 squad

[1993fox]

I can only offer my assistance with Asian begums sorry Una 

[Unabomber]

I can only offer my assistance with Asian begums sorry Una 

My mate's ultimate fantasy is to bang an Chinese girl doggy whilst eating Chinese food off of her back

[1993fox]

My mate's ultimate fantasy is to bang an Chinese girl doggy whilst eating Chinese food off of her back

 

 

I'm actually seeing a Chinese girl surnamed Ho atm, it's hilarious calling her a hoe again & again

 

especially in bed 

[Des.]

Hi, I'm Des. You might remember me...

[ScouseFox]

des

[StanSP]

 

I'm actually seeing a Chinese girl surnamed Ho atm, it's hilarious calling her a hoe again & again

 

especially in bed 

 

Surely it's just a girl? It shouldn't matter if she's Chinese or not.

[Unabomber]

How's it going Des?

[Des.]

Well I've been really ill lately hence my inactivity.

Well that and I've had no matches over the xmas period lol

Apart from that, all good

[Mike Oxlong]

My mate's ultimate fantasy is to bang an Chinese girl doggy whilst eating Chinese food off of her back

Think I could manage that with standard cutlery but no way with chopsticks. Takes all my concentration using chopsticks.

[Unabomber]

Think I could manage that with standard cutlery but no way with chopsticks. Takes all my concentration using chopsticks.

Don't think he is even planning of using cutlery when he does it, shame as chinese food is generally messy (no racist) 

[Mike Oxlong]

Well I've been really ill lately hence my inactivity.

Well that and I've had no matches over the xmas period lol

Apart from that, all good

Sorry to hear you've not been well Des. On the plus side, at least we know it wasn't an STD.

[Mike Oxlong]

Don't think he is even planning of using cutlery ........

No fvckin manners.

[FoxesAreBlue]

Surely it's just a girl? It shouldn't matter if she's Chinese or not.

Well if he is going to try and match the nationality of the girl and the food then I imagine it does.

A very, very strange fantasy through, where's the romance gone from this world?

Edited 4 January 2015 by FoxesAreBlue

[1993fox]

Surely it's just a girl? It shouldn't matter if she's Chinese or not.

 

Tbf to my implicit racism I've never a non-Chinese person surnamed Ho

 

I met a man named Tyrone Chan the other day, I wonder how many Jackie Chan and black Tyrone jokes he's had to tolerate his whole life 

[Rincewind]

There was a notice put up in the Kings Head today/yesterday 'Live 3D Tinder  here'  No idea what it means or if it has any connection with this dating Tinder;never thought to inquire into it. I will next time I go in if I remember.

[SystonFox]

[StanSP]

There was a notice put up in the Kings Head today/yesterday 'Live 3D Tinder  here'  No idea what it means or if it has any connection with this dating Tinder;never thought to inquire into it. I will next time I go in if I remember.

 

Seriously?