The Tinder Thread

[StanSP]

And now we wait...

 

 

[Soar Fox]

I thought she wasn't legit, anyway she has unfollowed me now due to harassment from a certain member of this forum.

Wookie spoilt if for you?

Bloody cock blocker

[Unabomber]

They don't call him wookie the ruiner of nookie for no reason.

[Stadt]

[Unabomber]

Edited 15 January 2015 by Unabomber

[ScouseFox]

they do

 

nobody enjoys it but it's just a necessity from time to time, unfortunately. 

[z-layrex]

haha great minds and that, i'm waiting on a reply from a new match using this;

[Tommy G]

Havent looked back in this thread (so not sure if previously mentioned) but saw a twitter account with some funny 1 liners;

 

@footypickupline

 

Is your name John? because we can make our own version of 50 shades O'Shea

 

Roberto Soldado is number 9, but Im a 10

 

Is your name Wilfred? I get a Bony every time I see you

 

Are you publically bad mouthing a ref in a post match interview? Because you've got fine written all over you

 

My name is lloris, will hugo out with me

 

Call me darren, because your about to get bent over.

 

 

There's loads

[JIMMYWILLIS]

Anyone know @rosielcfc she's been caught out snapchatting on twitter

[General Smuts]

On a Des-esque streak atm. Don't think my new profile pic is doing the business I thought it would.

[Unabomber]

[Danno]

Anyone know @rosielcfc she's been caught out snapchatting on twitter

I saw that too hahaha

[Finnegan]

On a Des-esque streak atm. Don't think my new profile pic is doing the business I thought it would.

#daretosmuts #mynameispeuts

[Stadt]

Is that actually Zlatan

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

HE PEUTS HE SCORES

[General Smuts]

HE PEUTS HE SCORES

This is my favourite.

[Unabomber]

anyone got any tips on to how to get a match? anyone who got a girlfriend from this app? anyone with a great personality? anyone with the gift of the gab? anyone? sam?

[ScouseFox]

you had a mental breakdown pal? 

[Rincewind]

you had a mental breakdown pal? 

That would help.

[Unabomber]

That would help.

this

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

anyone got any tips on to how to get a match? anyone who got a girlfriend from this app? anyone with a great personality? anyone with the gift of the gab? anyone? sam?

 

 

What can i say i am legit head over heels for laura 23 all from an app

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

SO ITS GONNA BE FOREVER OR ITS GONNA GO DOWN IN FLAMES YOU CAN TELL ME WHEN ITS OVER IF THE HIGH WAS WORTH THE PAIN GOT A LONG LIST OF EC LOVERS THEY'LL TELL YOU IM INSAEN CAUSE YOU KNOW I LOVE THE PLAYERS AND YOU LOVE THE GAME.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

COME BABY COMEB  BABYB BAYB BABY COME YOUT LOVE IS THE BULLRET MY LOVE IS THA GUN

[Unabomber]

This

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Giving pup posyint gosoon mman not gonna be the man to break 20k