The Tinder Thread

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Una thought Heggsy had pics for a split second back there

[Unabomber]

Just realised i've been short changing all my bros I was meant to be sending 3 different pics. 2 up top down one downstairs.

[Des.]

Looks like the only matches in my future are from the local shop

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I want to see me some wops, I can't believe it's taken me seven years of forum life to receive a pic with a dirty link, usually it's just finners dm-ing me racial slurs he finds funny, I have to humour him don't i

[Unabomber]

Looks like the only matches in my future are from the local shop

Des you think that attitude will get you anywhere?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Looks like the only matches in my future are from the local shop

Proper les Dennis type comedy that, I'm in pieces on the throne here

[Finnegan]

Just realised i've been short changing all my bros I was meant to be sending 3 different pics. 2 up top down one downstairs.

Woah now. I was playing it cool because, seriously, we've all seen a fanny shot. Surely?

I didn't realise there were multiples.

[Unabomber]

I was meant to send 3 diff ones. Anyone feels let down let me know I'll send the missing two.

[Des.]

Des you think that attitude will get you anywhere?

I'm hoping reverse psychology will come into play...

[Facecloth]

I'm in pieces that you've done this to me to be honest Una.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I can imagine des opening with self loathing to really get the gals briefs damp

[Unabomber]

I'm in pieces that you've done this to me to be honest Una.

You get the 3 bro? Don't wanna let you down.

[Finnegan]

You get the 3 bro? Don't wanna let you down.

Chebs thread.

Do it.

[Asha]

Interesting, I'll have a gander.

Plenty of matches coming up but they're all ****ing miles away, need a decent one within 5 miles so I can be arsed.

[Facecloth]

You get the 3 bro? Don't wanna let you down.

Just the one, man. Gutted.

[Des.]

I can imagine des opening with self loathing to really get the gals briefs damp

I've yet to get a reply from a match, the only one that did spoke to me first, alarm bells ringing straight away. Ultimately she was the one I rejected meeting after talking for 2 minutes

Edited 14 July 2014 by LCFC Desire

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Nussul ain't been seen since 09 but a few titty mentions and he's in the thread quicker than Leicesterpool on a creepy turn of phrase

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I've yet to get a reply from a match, the only one that did spoke to me first, alarm bells ringing straight. Ultimately she was the one I rejected meeting after talking for 2 minutes

Sort it out Desident Evil x

[Facecloth]

Well played Una, well played.

[Unabomber]

Can't believe I've been sending fellas the wrong pics. Could be worse though I guess coulda been my cock pic.

[Des.]

Before long I'll start thinking my name is Des

[Facecloth]

Before long I'll start thinking my name is Des

Your name is Des!

[Finnegan]

Can't believe I've been sending fellas the wrong pics. Could be worse though I guess coulda been my cock pic.

Calm down Lamby.

[Des.]

Your name is Des!

If only eh, Buzzer started this foolishness by shortening my username

[Unabomber]

If only eh, Buzzer started this foolishness by shortening my username

Des is cooler than LCFC Desire though.