The Tinder Thread

[EnderbyFox]

Cracking effort Des!

[ScouseFox]

go all out for billie 21 des she's dreamy

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Got a feeling Kelly 22 is a deceiver x

[Des.]

Got a feeling Kelly 22 is a deceiver x

She unmatched me

[Brenfox]

She unmatched me

You can do better anyway Des. Change your profile pic & get that smirking working.

[DennisNedry]

Have amassed a grand total of 4 (edit: literally just got a 5th) genuine matches since I've been tindering, unfortunately after messaging all 4 I have yet to receive any replies.

 

Think I need to stop trying to sound nice and genuine on there, and resort to demeaning sexual funnies!

Edited 26 January 2015 by DennisNedry

[Unabomber]

Have amassed a grand total of 4 (edit: literally just got a 5th) genuine matches since I've been tindering, unfortunately after messaging all 4 I have yet to receive any replies.

 

Think I need to stop trying to sound nice and genuine on there, and resort to demeaning sexual funnies!

What are you opening with?

[Simo86]

Have amassed a grand total of 4 (edit: literally just got a 5th) genuine matches since I've been tindering, unfortunately after messaging all 4 I have yet to receive any replies.

 

Think I need to stop trying to sound nice and genuine on there, and resort to demeaning sexual funnies!

You need to use the charity concert line...always gets a giggle and a reply!

[DennisNedry]

What are you opening with?

 

Usually comment on something they have written in their bio, try and open a discussion on a mutual interest etc. 

 

You need to use the charity concert line...always gets a giggle and a reply!

 

Will do 

[Des.]

Few more matches.

[Unabomber]

Are you using that shopped Zlatan pick Des? Getting some tidy matches nowadays well done pal.

[ScouseFox]

hahaha please say these are all from the daretodes pic

[DennisNedry]

[Des.]

The first 3 I posted were but I changed it back last night, so its obviously just my face lol

[Unabomber]

brb buying a telescope from ebay

[DennisNedry]

brb buying a telescope from ebay

 

I've learnt for next time 

[ScouseFox]

I've matched kara ages ago too she's nuts in a not so good way

[Unabomber]

She looks well weird, like on drugs or some shit.

[Voll Blau]

Dennis needs to be more of a Menace imo.

[StanSP]

Have amassed a grand total of 4 (edit: literally just got a 5th) genuine matches since I've been tindering, unfortunately after messaging all 4 I have yet to receive any replies.

 

Think I need to stop trying to sound nice and genuine on there, and resort to demeaning sexual funnies!

 

sogginess only works for some mate

[Stadt]

Dont; be soggy

[General Smuts]

Someone photo shop my face onto Zlatan please. I need to be swimming in matches like our Desmond.

 

The Joe 90 just aint reeling em in like he was in 2014.

[StanSP]

Dont; be soggy

 

errrrrr it's worked mate 

[EnderbyFox]

Not the best, but General Zlats..

 

 

 

[EnderbyFox]