The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

 

 

19, Ferrari chassis, legs up to her arse.

[ScouseFox]

wow !!

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Twin singles, says a lot.

[Des.]

The man, the myth, the legend delivers once more.

 

#daretodes

Always here to help

[Des.]

Changed my profile pic again, lets see whether it has positive effect for matches

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

gwed des

[General Smuts]

wow !!

More like Wowzoom amirite?

[ScouseFox]

i don't think she's got the right size bikini bottoms on but that's just imho 

[General Smuts]

I bloody love The Weeknd. Great song to take off your underpants to.

[Unabomber]

i tindered like rincey using this line "I;ve just had a couple of chocolate eclairs whilst reading this.Very nice too." and got unmatched. not even offensive.

[General Smuts]

Stupid names. Everywhere.

[Soar Fox]

I'd like to do the Bizniz with Nunya.

[Unabomber]

I'd like to have sex with Santa.

[General Smuts]

I'd like to put Genie in a bottle and rub her the right way.

[foxinexile]

That Caitlin ... Jesus. Makes you wonder though, why is she on Tinder? I absolutely, categorically cannot believe she's short of offers to get laid. And I absolutely, categorically cannot believe she couldn't choose any guy she wanted to get laid by. Gays and lesbians too for that matter ... bet she could have it all.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

corrrr breasts

[Unabomber]

That Caitlin ... Jesus. Makes you wonder though, why is she on Tinder? I absolutely, categorically cannot believe she's short of offers to get laid. And I absolutely, categorically cannot believe she couldn't choose any guy she wanted to get laid by. Gays and lesbians too for that matter ... bet she could have it all.

First thing I asked her was and I quote "wanna bang" she said no (I know, I was in shock too) so your theory does have substance. 

 

Basically these hot model girls are on tinder for exposure, they use it to promote their instagrams etc.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Yeah I use it to promote my Instagram it's just a good source of traffic, really. Also use it to promote club night's much like I do on here, actually; but I try to keep that subtle so I don't break forum rules.

 

 

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[Unabomber]

****inghell lmao

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

[Unabomber]

hypothetically if you matched a pretty hot girl on tinder and you opened with "I can't wait to disappoint you sexually" and she said "I'm glad your positive" what would be a good response to this hypothetical scenario?

[foxinexile]

First thing I asked her was and I quote "wanna bang" she said no (I know, I was in shock too) so your theory does have substance. 

 

Basically these hot model girls are on tinder for exposure, they use it to promote their instagrams etc.

 

Yeah I guess. And they must love the attention. I mean, every guy must've swiped right on her... and then some. Good luck though, if you can get laid by her then climbing Everest or K2 etc would not have shit on that as an achievement! 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

THE ONLY POSITIVE I AM IS HIV POSITIVE AMIRITE

[Unabomber]

THE ONLY POSITIVE I AM IS HIV POSITIVE AMIRITE

I want to seduce her.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

HIV is the least sexy of all the diseases you're right