The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

Is there a sub forum for serious advice?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Una I think you'll like this and Scousey and the rest of the Tinder thread lads I think it's actually finners

 

Edited 1 February 2015 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[Strokes]

Is there a sub forum for serious advice?

DON;T ASK ME

[AKCJ]

i don't think she's got the right size bikini bottoms on but that's just imho 

 

she should take them off am i bloody rite

[Unabomber]

 

It was either that or "Gaynor lol"

Edited 1 February 2015 by Unabomber

[General Smuts]

hypothetically if you matched a pretty hot girl on tinder and you opened with "I can't wait to disappoint you sexually" and she said "I'm glad your positive" what would be a good response to this hypothetical scenario?

*you're

[Voll Blau]

Might start using "scoops" as my general all-purpose term for a piss-up instead of "jars", "ales", "sesh" actually.

[Unabomber]

*you're

**** sake I already responded but I knew you would deliver.

Might start using "scoops" as my general all-purpose term for a piss-up instead of "jars", "ales", "sesh" actually.

Same, I have never heard it before

[Unabomber]

Got a 33 year old stunner Smuts, what should I say?

[ScouseFox]

scoops is a regular word for drinks god guys are you all using the queens English 100% of the time or something you need to brush up on yo slang

[Unabomber]

Seems like the fella above is in need of a few scoops to sort out his attitude.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

scoop dog bud 

[SystonFox]

Caitlin. Yeah

[Voll Blau]

scoops is a regular word for drinks god guys are you all using the queens English 100% of the time or something you need to brush up on yo slang

 

Tbf the Queen does love a few jars.

[Unabomber]

 

 

it's good to be back

Edited 1 February 2015 by Unabomber

[Stadt]

There was a Gloria gaynor joke in there somewhere

[ScouseFox]

Amy sounds like an absolute retard. game tho so

[Unabomber]

Amy sounds like an absolute retard. game tho so

Wat Ya mean

[Stadt]

I dunno Wad she was expecting tbh!

[Unabomber]

omg she is providing the entertainment tonight.

 

"you give good head"

 

"obviously i'm a swad girl"

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

x

[orangecity23]

hypothetically if you matched a pretty hot girl on tinder and you opened with "I can't wait to disappoint you sexually" and she said "I'm glad your positive" what would be a good response to this hypothetical scenario?

Like a Duracell battery, I'm Positive and Negative. Also like a Duracell, I last a very long time. Duracell batteries are available at all good retailers, this Tinder profile is brought to you in association with Duracell, America's number one battery manufacturer.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

When you nonchalantly post something risque that could backfire and wait for the inevitable

 

Edited 1 February 2015 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[ScouseFox]

#returnofthegifhipster

[Unabomber]

Jasmine 23 wants a date sat but we play palace at home and I was planning on getting scooped with the lads man tinder causes so many probs.