The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

DaCosta just sent me a ****ing essay.

[Guest ttfn]

Hayden Panettiere + Nathan, 21, + 3.

Absolute hero.

[Unabomber]

The girl who played Roxy in the film I saw today (Kingsman) +4

[Unabomber]

 

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

1. Good

2. If that makes you laugh you might as well not wear anything under your dress.

3. You're wrong.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Da Costa? Rather go out with Diego Costa looking at that thumbnail (thumby to those in the loop) AMIBANGONLADS

[Unabomber]

Da Costa? Rather go out with Diego Costa looking at that thumbnail (thumby to those in the loop) AMIBANGONLADS

Yeah when I matched her I was a bit confused cos I haven't been drunk in a while and deffo didn't do any accidental swiping so pretty confused that she made it in.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Ask her if she thinks DaCosta petrol is extortionate these days

[Unabomber]

Nah that's harsh

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

imo its bang bloody on

[General Smuts]

Ask her if her surname is Rica.

Or Coffee.

[Guest ttfn]

imo its bang bloody on

It's come down a lot recently. Not a good time to be complaining about it imo.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

- hey dacosta, what dyou think about dacosta of petrol these days?

- iv told u once before stop messaging me with jokes about my name heard 1 herd em all

- ok well do you deny slavery/hostility towards any different cultural background by any chance? i do it down the match with my mates all the time

- i already told u una its not something i do

- yh but i thought id try sheesh dacosta its nothing but agg with you

- yh but its like you never listen honestly i give and i give but you never listen

- i cant help it any way you wanna go oak furniture land this weekend?

- yh sounds good 

- ;P

[General Smuts]

Nowt gets lasses as moist as oak furniture land.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

oak furniture land is a euphemism for anal

[General Smuts]

I'm interested in the lads Top 5's for when they meet their version on Loveday's, Laura, 23. Whose on your laminated list of 5 celebs you can flambé without repercussions?

The correct answer was;

Alison Brie

Taylor Swift

Emily Bett Rickards

Zooey Deschanel

Yvonne Strahovski

Not in that order

[StanSP]

oak furniture land fvcking hell  

[Des.]

Friend made me change my look for a night out today, new hairstyle and clothes

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

PICS

[Des.]

PICS

If I must...

[General Smuts]

Real men wear cardigans.

What is this witchcraft?

[Des.]

I assume that she is talking about your profile pic Smuts

[GeorgeTheFox]

Something has to be done with that name. Hark-tinder?

[orangecity23]

FACE OF HARKINDER

 

 

 

Potential.

[Itsthejoeker]

Heavy night on the soft drinks Des!