The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

shine bright like a desmond

[Des.]

luke or something weren't it

Well Luke is my name

LCFC Desire was my old username

[Unabomber]

 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

;p

[Des.]

Una continues to strike gold

Might steal that one, almost certain won't work for me though

[ScouseFox]

lmao hold my tit i love this app this thread an nigel pearson 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

no need for that last line des, it wont work unless you believe.

 

and stop going in with the "OH MY GOD CANT BELIEVE U MATCHED ME U MUST BE A BOT OR IT WAS A PITY SWIPE" just creep in and be all suave like, they've matched with you so theyve swiped right, the beauty of tinder is that it takes out the middle man, don't put him back in the mix for the love of our lord jesus christ

[One Legged Beaver]

How do you do it?!

[ScouseFox]

yeah desmond you've gotta make them feel like the lucky ones to have matched you not the other way round brother 

[Des.]

no need for that last line des, it wont work unless you believe.

and stop going in with the "OH MY GOD CANT BELIEVE U MATCHED ME U MUST BE A BOT OR IT WAS A PITY SWIPE" just creep in and be all suave like, they've matched with you so theyve swiped right, the beauty of tinder is that it takes out the middle man, don't put him back in the mix for the love of our lord jesus christ

I've never said that lol

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

scouse has clearly been on the pilsner but the kid is bang on

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I've never said that lol

 

even so theyve swiped right so they think "o my gawd i want this guy in and around my genitals and or mouth and or at least my hand" - go in with that confidence, its tinder what is the worst that could happen

[Unabomber]

Don't say what I said Des that was soggy as ****, dunno how it worked. Like Scouseday said they should be pleased they matched a cutie like you (homo).

[ScouseFox]

i haven't been to bed since friday but thought i'd just offer my opinion and advice you know 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

IN FACT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN IS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPEN IS YOU END UP FALLING IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE THEN GETTING YOUR HEART BROKEN BY A TWENTY THREE YEAR OLD WHOS NAME I WILL NOT MENTION

[Unabomber]

You've been on the pilsner lad

IN FACT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN IS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPEN IS YOU END UP FALLING IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE THEN GETTING YOUR HEART BROKEN BY A TWENTY THREE YEAR OLD WHOS NAME I WILL NOT MENTION

Mate I got heartbroken and look at me now 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

mate we need a night on the pilsner

[Des.]

Oh lord, I get where you're coming from. At least if all else fails I know FoxesTalk loves me

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

ALSO I AM HEARTBROKEN I POINT BLANK REFUSE TO CHANGE MY TWITTER PHOTO I AM A MESS MY ONLY RESPITE IS GOING TO QOB AND LOOKING AT THE OUTRAGEOUSLY PERFECT GIRLS THEY EMPLOY

ALSO I LISTEN TO DAVID GRAY AND WATCH LOVE ACTUALLY AND CRY

[Unabomber]

someone has been attacking the ipa

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

been on the lager beer aint i

AND EVEN THE PILSNER CANT HEAL A BROKEN MAN

[ScouseFox]

plenty more fish in the sea ! 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

pplenty more fish but i dont want no net i want the captain birdeye cod fillet already in the freezer ;(

[Leicestermad85]

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Edited 8 February 2015 by Leicestermad85

[Leicestermad85]

Why on earth won't it post properly.