The Tinder Thread

[StanSP]

Won't be a laugh when you see your girlfriend on there bro.

I'll swipe left 'accidentally'.

[Unabomber]

Installed it on android and I cannot see the moments thing, is it just an iPhone thing? confused.

You see moments when you have matches and some attention seeking slut takes a pic of herself "being bored"

[Des.]

Well I got a match around half hour ago but no reply to my message

[Facecloth]

Well I got a match around half hour ago but no reply to my message

What did you send?

[Unabomber]

Well I got a match around half hour ago but no reply to my message

That's weird, I can see your post but can't seem to see the pics, or the part where you told us what the message said.

[Des.]

What did you send?

Just a standard "Hey, how are you" kinda deal, regardless why match me if you don't wanna talk

[Unabomber]

Just a standard "Hey, how are you" kinda deal, regardless why match me if you don't wanna talk

DES ARE YOU LISTENING TO ANYTHING WE'RE POSTING?

Girls get that kind of drivel all day, you need to spout something that stands out.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

That's weird, I can see your post but can't seem to see the pics, or the part where you told us what the message said.

Tears

[Des.]

DES ARE YOU LISTENING TO ANYTHING WE'RE POSTING?

Girls get that kind of drivel all day, you need to spout something that stands out.

Yes I know but at the same time I am trying to avoid going to prison or being strapped to a Donkey and being dragged around New Mexico

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Des you may as well be filthy or different and crash and burn than go out with a polite wimper

[Unabomber]

Des you may as well be filthy or different and crash and burn than go out with a polite wimper

This.

Try this Des:

"Do you like men with big cocks?"

"Yeah I love them"

"Sorry for wasting your time"

[Facecloth]

Yes I know but at the same time I am trying to avoid going to prison or being strapped to a Donkey and being dragged around New Mexico

Let's face it Des, all those things are gonna happen anyway, you might as well have fun before you go the way of SGLF!

Edited 14 July 2014 by Facecloth

[Des.]

I will not deny I lack self confidence but I get the point of if you don't try you'll never know

Guess I need to find the wit to approach a conversation like that

[Soar Fox]

This.

Try this Des:

"Do you like men with big cocks?"

"Yeah I love them"

"Sorry for wasting your time"

lol

[Des.]

This.

Try this Des:

"Do you like men with big cocks?"

"Yeah I love them"

"Sorry for wasting your time"

How about this one:

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket?"

"Why?"

"Because I can see myself in your pants"

Edited 14 July 2014 by LCFC Desire

[Unabomber]

You wanna go the same way as Steve pal?

[Des.]

Probably not no

I'm not good at this

Edited 14 July 2014 by LCFC Desire

[me_plus_one]

You see moments when you have matches and some attention seeking slut takes a pic of herself "being bored"

Worked out why, I was using it on my tablet and it wouldn't let me update the app to the latest version, using phone now.

[Asha]

Urrr before I say something potentially very stupid... none of you frequenting this thread have a 20-year-old daughter/sister right?

[StanSP]

No word of a lie, my first match after re-installing...

[Unabomber]

Interesting

[StanSP]

And one only presumes that the mic has been photoshopped in...

[Facecloth]

Urrr before I say something potentially very stupid... none of you frequenting this thread have a 20-year-old daughter/sister right?

My best mates little sister is 20. She's on tinder. If you matched with her.......you lucky bastard!

[FoxesAreBlue]

No word of a lie, my first match after re-installing...

I've just matched her too!

[Rincewind]

Threesome then?