The Tinder Thread

[ScouseFox]

gym breat implants same difference

[AKCJ]

I often find that my tits grow when I don't go to the gym.

[AKCJ]

tfw you're desperate to troll someone but cant get a match to save your life.

[General Smuts]

Tomorrow is the big day lads. Desperate and lonely lasses trawling tinder to feel some semblance of joy. This is our Christmas.

[Mike Oxlong]

Tomorrow is the big day lads. Desperate and lonely lasses trawling tinder to feel some semblance of joy. This is our Christmas.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/feb/13/valentines-day-japan-revolutionary-alliance-men-that-women-not-attracted-to

[General Smuts]

I've never heard the term oppressive chocolate capitalist before but I will use it forever now I have. This is the euphemism the world needs right now.

[General Smuts]

[ACF]

Had to follow Smuts' lead

[Unabomber]

The girls are so cynical nowadays, I can't say anything without being accused of doing a copy n paste. I mean tbf I am using copy and pastes but still, so much animosity now.

[ACF]

[General Smuts]

Hahahahahahaa

[Guest seanfox778]

The girls are so cynical nowadays, I can't say anything without being accused of doing a copy n paste. I mean tbf I am using copy and pastes but still, so much animosity now.

That really boils my potatoes, "are you just copy and pasting that?" Yes I fudging am! You think I have time to write dozens of original, thoughtful, funny, and charming messages to which about one will get a reply too. Whereas girls 99% of the time will start a conversation with "hi" or "hey". They're lucky to get a Partridge or a Brent quote if you ask me.

[General Smuts]

 

Unmatched. SIA

[General Smuts]

Wasn't a bot. Immediately unmatched after my Limerick opener.

Gutting.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

That's definitely a bot, General

[Unabomber]

It's not he said so.

[ScouseFox]

this thread is like 8 months old and the smut dog still can't identify a 100000% botter 

[DennisNedry]

this thread is like 8 months old and the smut dog still can't identify a 100000% botter 

 

I don't think bots unmatch people Scousah.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I don't think bots unmatch people Scousah.

 

They do

I've had a fair few bots I don't reply to that just vanish

[Unabomber]

If you ignore a bot for like 10 secs or say something you are unmatched. 

[General Smuts]

I don't think bots unmatch people Scousah.

Or say urgh before unmatching me.

But yeah thanks for bearing with me in this time of need.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Ahahahaha Smuts got dizzrispeck by a bot

[ScouseFox]

it's a bot chaps smutseh's been HAD 

[Unabomber]

Getting dissed by a bot is a new one.

[Danno]

Anything with three pictures and no bio is always a bot