The Tinder Thread

[Des.]

Someone has got to give this a go

http://www1.theladbible.com/images/content/630w/54e0f80cc34d5.jpg

Here goes nothing

[benpicko]

Hold on a minute ,De La Soul washed up .Ring Ring Ring is and old skool Classic ,apart from that excellent.

Of all of those surely Björk is the least washed up? Just released another critically acclaimed album, had a film last year, and she's about to go on a massive tour

[benpicko]

Don't know why I've popped in here at 6am to defend Björk but there we go

[Guest seanfox778]

Don't know why I've popped in here at 6am to defend Björk but there we go

In my defence, I just picked 3 at random from my head, I like Björk and De La Soul. Just memorable names haha.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Des I've matched her too shall we simultaneously send her the same messages in an experiment I like to call 'THE EXECUTIONER'

Edited 17 February 2015 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[Des.]

Des I've matched her too shall we simultaneously send her the same messages in an experiment I like to call 'THE EXECUTIONER'

She unmatched me

[Des.]

Apparently that was rep worthy

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

Its worrying Des that you didnt actually say anything other than send 3 emojis, and even that didnt work, keep it up someone will go to taps with you! 

on another note i took my girlfriend to taps, she wasnt a fan... what do?!

[StanSP]

Its worrying Des that you didnt actually say anything other than send 3 emojis, and even that didnt work, keep it up someone will go to taps with you! 

on another note i took my girlfriend to taps, she wasnt a fan... what do?!

 

:hodgsonbin:

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

If she don't like taps - BIN

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

She prefers the cosy club!

Going to have to take out a mortgage at this rate, maybe taps is just a first date thing....

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

The Cosy Club is alright but it's hardly Taps, tell her she's a tinman then post to the nearest bin

 

also pics

[ScouseFox]

becomin so fackin ard to get a good response man

Edited 17 February 2015 by ScouseFox

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Leonie is how Sam Dingle pronounces Leona

[ScouseFox]

she is from Bolton tbf

[Stadt]

There's probably some decent lines in the football manager thread, are girls aware of the perils of using a ball winning midfielder as your only defend duty in midfield?

[Danno]

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Someone please Photoshop des into that peeping pic, some potential here

[ScouseFox]

RAAH 

[EnderbyFox]

Someone please Photoshop des into that peeping pic, some potential here

 

 

Tried and failed 

 

Please accept this DESvid Brent as a consolation 

 

 

[1993fox]

was supposed to meet Kwix, 19 tonight but she decided to flake

 

 

what should i reply with? i hate meself a flake but her chat is above tinder average 

[Des.]

she's testing you mate, arrange another time with her and she'll see you're generally interested

[Guest seanfox778]

she's testing you mate, arrange another time with her and she'll see you're generally interested

No don't force it, you may come across as needy. This is a Brent quote scenario for sure. You can choose which one, send it to her around 10ish so she laughs herself to sleep thinking of you/David Brent.

[1993fox]

i've fallen in love with her too we have so much in common 

 

maybe it's time to leave tindo for once and for all

[ScouseFox]

just make a joke about her name nearly being twix so you know shes not a flake but you hope she's ready to taste your fruit and nuts or any other enjoyable chocolate bar related innuendo