The Tinder Thread

[Haydos]

I have 118 likes for a moment I posted. 118 likes.

 

I feel like a porno star

 

 

 

<3

[Des.]

[Unabomber]

Yes des.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

gwed desmond

[orangecity23]

5 Point Plan for Dynamic Des:

 

1. Match girl named London on Tinder

2. Give her some old chat, the old Des charm

3. Get her phone number using 'my battery is dying' line

4. Put her number in your phone

5. Set her ringtone to 'London Calling' by The Clash.

 

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Winning at life.

[Des.]

She's a bot

[ScouseFox]

hahaha every time oh des I love you

[Des.]

I give up trying to identify them, she had an actual bio as well, bloody skynet

[Unabomber]

Oh man now every like is crucial with it running out everyday, gotta get wise to the bots des'ree.

[orangecity23]

Oh man now every like is crucial with it running out everyday, gotta get wise to the bots des'ree.

It's turning into Blade Runner, and I need to upgrade to Blade Runner Plus to unlock more Voight-Kampff tests.

[orangecity23]

Just found a girl called Minder. Swiped right, hoping for the match so I can open with 'I could be so good for you'. She writes the theme tune, sings the theme tune ...

[Unabomber]

Gone and fell in ****ing love again, man so annoying.

[General Smuts]

Des' pigeon line has me in stitches.

[Simo86]

Gone and fell in ****ing love again, man so annoying.

 

Bloody hell man! You're like a 14 year old girl!

Pull yourself together!

[AKCJ]

Gone and fell in ****ing love again, man so annoying.

 

You're bloody daft you are

[Unabomber]

I say love, I mean we're friends on Facebook and snapchat.

Something very weird happened on tinder last night, I matched a girl and she started the conversation which is weird enough. Then she was said "your very pretty" initially I was gonna respond "my pretty what?" But I gave her the benefit. Then she asked where I was in my pic, next to the big rock. I don't have a pic like that. I said I'm the guy on the right in the first pic.

She says "guy?! All your pics are of a girl"

Very weird, thought I could have some fun with this. Next girl I said "I'm a guy" and she was like well yeah I can see that.

So looks like the pretty girl who I became was just a one off, shame.

Edited 25 February 2015 by Unabomber

[ScouseFox]

"I'm a guy"

wow 10/10 opener son well played

[Unabomber]

"I'm a guy"

wow 10/10 opener son well played

It was necessary man, what if I'd still had the pretty girl pics.

[ScouseFox]

wonder where she (you) were on your pics by the big rock?

[Finnegan]

Hold on a minute, does this mean you matched some hot bisexual?

[Unabomber]

Hold on a minute, does this mean you matched some hot bisexual?

Yeah, she is still in my matches too I think. Very strange situation.

[Finnegan]

Tinder threesome. Make it happen, chap

[ScouseFox]

Tinder threesome. Make it happen, chap

 

thought you had a ladyfriend already you dirty dog 

[Finnegan]

thought you had a ladyfriend already you dirty dog

Sadly true. I use the Internet to live out my fantasies of singlehood and you couldn't even just let me have that.

You bastard scouse.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Gone and fell in ****ing love again, man so annoying.

pics then