The Tinder Thread

[StanSP]

I've just matched her too!

Fvck off.

Threesome then?

Disgusting.

Threesome should only be 2 girls 1 man.

Don't know what you're in to, Ken. But I don't want another man's meat and 2 veg near me or a girl I'm with.

[HEGGSY]

Stan was looking forward to a bit on the side.

[StanSP]

What's the deal on half-faces?

Stan was looking forward to a bit on the side.

Excuse me?

[HEGGSY]

[kingfox]

Probably not no

I'm not good at this

Go down the Leicesterpool route - "Hi you're certainly sexy"

Or the Lamby route - "Come with me and I'll lead you into my Valley, and I don't mean a Welsh Valley"

[One Legged Beaver]

I'm feeling rather gay scrolling through the males on the app to find out what kind of photos other men use...

[HEGGSY]

What's the deal on half-faces?

Excuse me?

[StanSP]

Una, you still looking for ethnic girls? I'm willing to help a brother out if you're desperate...

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

No word of a lie, my first match after re-installing...

Lies, you've not matched it on that screengrab, you've not clicked yes or no you crafty sod

[Stadt]

Who'd have thought there was so many murderous bitches on Tinder?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Stans tryna pull the wool over our eyes, leave the thread and never come back

[HEGGSY]

Should be ashamed.

[Soar Fox]

Nobody likes a liar Stan.

[Asha]

lol

[StanSP]

Or Una, there's this dish(a) that can be served up on a plate for you...

Don't know what to think of the nose-ring?

Lies, you've not matched it on that screengrab, you've not clicked yes or no you crafty sod

Can't believe you don't trust me

[ousefox]

Hahaha I've just matched that Manda too

[Stadt]

If it says shared friends on some girls page then won't it say the same on yours Stan? You've got to hope none of your bird's friends see it

[StanSP]

If it says shared friends on some girls page then won't it say the same on yours Stan? You've got to hope none of your bird's friends see it

Like I said, risky business!

I'm not 'friends' with any of her FB friends anyway!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Which begs the question why you were screenshotting before you'd matched you horny old bandit.

StanSP is officially the filthiest in this thread and it's the worst kind of filthy - well concealed filthy

[StanSP]

Which begs the question why you were screenshotting before you'd matched you horny old bandit.

StanSP is officially the filthiest in this thread and it's the worst kind of filthy - well concealed filthy

Una takes that crown!

EDIT: In fact, you too, Miquel. You or Ken, anyway.

Edited 14 July 2014 by StanSP

[StanSP]

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Edited 14 July 2014 by StanSP

[Stadt]

Is Ken actually on?

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Is Ken actually on?

He's on heat!

[Stadt]

He's on heat!

He's on some 65 year old

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I've gotten some decent matches tonight as a result of some serious groundwork laid previously, will post pics when I can be arsed to get on my Macbook and it doesn't turn my room into a furnace