The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

Where is the king of this thread at nowadays anyway?

[JonnyBoy]

chinese new year 

 

mate i'll need to block her before i end up telling i love her without having met her 

 

 

i'm a recruitment consultant and a candidate i met to prepare for an interview with my client turned out to be gay, now i have nothing gays but this individual kept tapping me on the shoulder telling me to check out all the 'hot men in suits' entering the coffeeshop we were in... mind you this is a man in his mid-30s doing delta one trading for deutsche bank talking to me about a serious interview with another big bank so he had to be nothing but professional

 

then another CV i read through the database was quite impressive, had all the big names etc but in the fella's interests section he started listing out species of sprouts he has an interest in, then followed this up with a list of 50 something countries he's been to

Where do you work? I do recruitment for HAYS

[Unabomber]

Where do you work? I do recruitment for HAYS

You two should match 

[Danno]

this limited likes is soul destroying was gonna like probably the most beautiful woman i've ever seen last night only for her to dissapear

[Unabomber]

this limited likes is soul destroying was gonna like probably the most beautiful woman i've ever seen last night only for her to dissapear

Yeah then when you get likes again she won't be there, what a mess this situation is.

[Danno]

Yeah then when you get likes again she won't be there, what a mess this situation is.

And they want me to pay £7.99 a month to send people david brent quotes lmao

[kingfox]

Where is the king of this thread at nowadays anyway?

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[Unabomber]

And they want me to pay £7.99 a month to send people david brent quotes lmao

Professionalism is.....and that is what I want.

[ScouseFox]

an when you get your likes back after a painful absence it's like on payday when you blow all your doh. like everything excitedly for like 20 mins then think oh shit another 23 and a half hours to survive off an almost fully grey heart </3

[Danno]

How many likes do you get scouse? I only get about 15 and then i have to wait again.

[Unabomber]

I thought it was 50 obviously not now thinking about it.

[ScouseFox]

dunno legit how many but probs about two sessions worth at a guess maybe 40 or so, then it goes grey, always on the 9/10 can't wait to like and talk shit to you bird who then disappears forever

[Unabomber]

My likes are back 

[ScouseFox]

same

[Unabomber]

That's a decent line tbf.

I had a subway melt if she asks (footlong i'm not an animal)

[ScouseFox]

yeah not clearly a piss take to silvia (fücking great name) but clearly a piss take to us that's the way aha aha i like it aha aha

[Unabomber]

Shit just swiped left to a female poster on this forum.

[ScouseFox]

there are females on this forum? 

 

 

silvia replied saying "cool!" what a let down 

[Unabomber]

Cool?

 

WTF is that. Girls are so retarded.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

[Unabomber]

Starts convo [x]

Likes your moment [x]

Says you're gorgeous [x]

Looks acceptably attractive [x]

 

Respond with a troll? 

 

[x]

 

Absolutely. 

[Des.]

It's not tinder related but i have a date on Wednesday...

[theessexfox]

Bot?

[Des.]

Bot?

like I said, not from Tinder

[General Smuts]

Yeah well I have a moustache. Your move Des.