The Tinder Thread

[General Smuts]

Place called Chiquito's, her favorite place apparently

 

 

Mexican?!? If she's a business woman - bail!

[SystonFox]

Apologies for the misinformation. I was informed by a friend it's been closed down.

Glad this isn't true, I've still never been.... Need to tap dat ALL ON THE FLOOR

[Dr The Singh]

Has anybody got a date and been on it, I need proof

[Unabomber]

Has anybody got a date and been on it, I need proof

No not yet mate.

[Dr The Singh]

No not yet mate.

I dunno, I could be wrong.....so thing is not right.

We got some prime catches on here, Una, Ken, Bilo, myself.......were irresistible........?

[Unabomber]

I think Ken even came up with a nickname for the squad.

[Dr The Singh]

I think Ken even came up with a nickname for the squad.

Ken's Kuntz?

[Webbo]

Duddle's diddlers.

[Unabomber]

It was P.U.F.F I think and the p stood for pussy. MTWG will know.

[Mike Oxlong]

Rincer's mincers.

[ScouseFox]

 

Tinder Invincible Tigers (TIT)

or

Pussy Unbeatable FoxesTalk Five_ (PUFF)

[Hollism]

I got matched with a bot the other day, and she (it) opened with:

"So MATT, I guess you'll do."

If a bot is reluctant to talk to me, what fvcking chance have I got lol

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Change your pic Matt but first let everyone on here see for constructive critique

[Unabomber]

I got matched with a bot the other day, and she (it) opened with:

"So MATT, I guess you'll do."

If a bot is reluctant to talk to me, what fvcking chance have I got lol

I got that too. 

 

 

 

 

 

Weird cos i'm not called Matt.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

That absolutely heart wrenching moment when you're conversing with the future missus Miquel and things appear to be going well, then there's a silence. You leave it five minutes check her last online and it says something like two minutes ago.

worse then when Southgate missed that pen is how I feel right now. We could've been great Sian 19 from Liverpool

[Unabomber]

Yeah that's sucks, same with whatsapp. Oh you read my message an hour ago and are online, yeah don't even think about replying.

[ScouseFox]

read and rejected, crushing blow to your self esteem that. also impossible situation like you can't really reply to yourself but then you know you've lost sian 19 forever if you don't do something drastic but how not to come across as a DESperado? that's the million dollar question 

 

 

also i know a sian 19 from liverpool

 

edit she has a boyf tho 

Edited 2 March 2015 by ScouseFox

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

You are Sian 19 from Liverpool

[ScouseFox]

yeah and i've got a boyf soz ;p 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

What do I do lads I mean I ain't blown it 9/10 worldie Rachel style by opening with "I rape corpses" but I dunno. Might just post onnodem moments that the people love and pretend I'm having it off with Elle 20

[ScouseFox]

yeah post a moment saying like this for a chat 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Oh scouse making plays straight from the teenage girl wanting attention playbook

[ScouseFox]

make sure there is a subtle bit of leg and perhaps the word calvin from the waistband of your briefs in the moment too, perhaps black and white, maybe make sure anyone looking at it can tell you're in bed 

 

all just imo this might not work who knows 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

You've done this before you pest

[ousefox]

Just used the cambiasso and favourite position lines in the same convo. Working wonders I tell you