The Tinder Thread

[ScouseFox]

i wear boxers not briefs i'm not an animal 

Just used the cambiasso and favourite position lines in the same convo. Working wonders I tell you

 

youve struck gold there 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Seriously chaps she was bang on a rarity in the days of the fifty like limit

[ScouseFox]

....p..i.c........s..?

 

also yeah the limit has changed the game man getting excited over 6s these days cos matches are so hard to come by 

we dont even do pics any more what has happened here, we all just describin our matches 

[Unabomber]

We almost know what it was like for des circa page 36

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Will post pics when on my Mac and I'm crying into my keyboard

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Last online 4 mins ago

I'm a broken man also for anyone that follows me on Twitter I hope you saw that vine I made

[ScouseFox]

why did she ignore you what did you say you filthpot 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I didn't say any thing parental advisory

[ScouseFox]

bet you went all soppy stan on her and she bailed 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

no ;(

[ScouseFox]

i dont know what to suggest mtwg she must be real hard work or just plain DAFT to ignore fts jack the lad sex god but that's just imo 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

exactly the Jack the lad sex god that loves to party

[Unabomber]

Make sure you don't trip up that denim that's collected itself at your ankles lad

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

IVE GOT A REPLY LADS

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANF GANN GBANG BANG

[ScouseFox]

yes glory days are here again 

[Unabomber]

Man like love day crying over a few mins, I had to wait a month.

[ScouseFox]

feijoada does sound good though worth the wait imo ask her the exact recipe cheers 

[Unabomber]

Ok have asked

[ScouseFox]

hopefully quicker than a month to find out ! 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

See ya Laíta

[Unabomber]

Just did about 6 likes now gotta wait 12 hours. This gets more of a joke.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

LAÍTA POTATA

[Unabomber]

Yeah! It is so good!

You cook the black beans with garlic, onions, sausage, pork ribs and bacon

And than we eat with rice and farofa (an brazilian dish too)

[ScouseFox]

im still waiting from the 21st december for alice to reply to me still havent really got over that crushing blow basically ruined my christmas

 

 

also my tinder just updated now when you unmatch someone you have to give a reason, one of the options is "offensive messages" wonder what happens if people continually unmatch you for that reason

Yeah! It is so good!
You cook the black beans with garlic, onions, sausage, pork ribs and bacon

And than we eat with rice and farofa (an brazilian dish too)

 

yeah i asked for a recipe not the ****ing ingredients the slag 

[Unabomber]

Nice she is coming round and I'm cooking feijoada for us.