The Tinder Thread

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

[Des.]

If I get match I have a variation to try on the "Are You French?" line

#DareToDes. ;-p

[ScouseFox]

Share with the group des

[Unabomber]

That pic reminds of this.

 

An attractive lady is at a cocktail bar late at night on her own, she is standing at the bar after being stood up and is talking to the bar man. She goes outside for a cigarette and upon her return there is a cosmopolitan in front of where she was standing.

 

"Whose is this?" She questions, her voice barely a whisper.

 

"It is yours" The bartender nonchalantly responds.

 

"From who?" Her voice an octave above a shaking quiver. 

 

"Him" The barman grunts.

 

She slowly follows his gaze.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited 10 March 2015 by Unabomber

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

[Des.]

Share with the group des

Well I was thinking this

- Are you French?

- No, why?

- I was hoping you'd surrender your number to me ;-p

Edited 10 March 2015 by Des.

[StanSP]

ive become an internet meme.

 

life doesn't get any better than this

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

That pic reminds of this.

 

An attractive lady is at a cocktail bar late at night on her own, she is standing at the bar after being stood up and is talking to the bar man. She goes outside for a cigarette and upon her return there is a cosmopolitan in front of where she was standing.

 

"Whose is this?" She questions, her voice barely a whisper.

 

"It is yours" The bartender nonchalantly responds.

 

"From who?" Her voice an octave above a shaking quiver. 

 

"Him" The barman grunts.

 

She slowly follows his gaze.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IM ****ING DONE WITH THE INTERNET

[General Smuts]

That pic reminds of this.

An attractive lady is at a cocktail bar late at night on her own, she is standing at the bar after being stood up and is talking to the bar man. She goes outside for a cigarette and upon her return there is a cosmopolitan in front of where she was standing.

"Whose is this?" She questions, her voice barely a whisper.

"It is yours" The bartender nonchalantly responds.

"From who?" Her voice an octave above a shaking quiver.

"Him" The barman grunts.

She slowly follows his gaze.

I can't function. Bahahahahahah

[ScouseFox]

so dead

[Des.]

Una stole my thunder

On this occasion I'll let it go though

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Edited 10 March 2015 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[General Smuts]

Dying

[Unabomber]

[General Smuts]

Hahahahahahahhahahah

[ScouseFox]

this is up there with my top 5 pages of the tinder thread 

lmao god damn, not this one, page 241

[Unabomber]

Please do nothing, please

Still the post of the day/week.

Edited 10 March 2015 by Unabomber

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

 

i cant 

[Stadt]

[Unabomber]

Whose that?

[Stadt]

Whose that?

the man

[General Smuts]

Best since its heyday of Ruth. 22

[SystonFox]

i cant

It's a young Diego Costa

[Des.]

Still the post of the day/week.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Best since its heyday of Ruth. 22