The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

Thank **** I got a dog

[ScouseFox]

need a dog and a kid and i'm good to go 

[Voll Blau]

Bloke on First Dates just used...

 

- What does a man with an 8 inch cock have for breakfast?

- Dunno

- Well this morning I had a boiled egg

 

Bombed.

[ScouseFox]

Bloke on First Dates just used...

 

- What does a man with an 8 inch cock have for breakfast?

- Dunno

- Well this morning I had a boiled egg

 

Bombed.

 

yeah just saw and used that (well the first part, no reply yet). 

 

first dates is great. genuinely great tele. 

[Voll Blau]

yeah just saw and used that (well the first part, no reply yet). 

 

first dates is great. genuinely great tele. 

 

As if that lad knows George Lanchild too. Well coinci-mental.

[ScouseFox]

As if that lad knows George Lanchild too. Well coinci-mental.

 

ev-ry-oneee knows george lanchild er mah gawdddd. might ask my next match if they do. 

[Voll Blau]

ev-ry-oneee knows george lanchild er mah gawdddd. might ask my next match if they do. 

 

Her mum's at the hotel. Yeezus.

[ScouseFox]

Her mum's at the hotel. Yeezus.

 

haha, access denied. 

 

 

this fella in the pink t shirt from last week is my hero. wish he was my mate/uncle 

[Voll Blau]

haha, access denied. 

 

 

this fella in the pink t shirt from last week is my hero. wish he was my mate/uncle 

 

He's like if this thread was real life.

[ScouseFox]

He's like if this thread was real life.

 

hagaahahsha so true. he's actually doing openers like these but on a date, not in his bills sat in bed waiting to screenshot the reply an get rep points on ft ey lads that's why we're all on the app aint it

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

the guy in the pink shirt looks like if hugh dennis and alexander armtsrong bred

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

"i like to watch girls eat" 

People need too tinder like firstdateguyinpink

 

"You exploded too! ahhhh-iloveyou-hhhhh"

Edited 11 March 2015 by FoxInTheBirstallBox

[Stadt]

Stranglers. Farmers and stranglers.

"You only sing when you're strangling!"

[Voll Blau]

Just got a text saying I'm like pink shirt.

[ScouseFox]

and he pulls. i feel a strange sense of pride, like when desmond gets a match. GO ON SON. 

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

DES GET YOURSELF A PINK SHIRT LAD

[ousefox]

wow just been looking at the messages that one of the girls i know get sent. Never seen so much cringe worthy shite in my life

[Unabomber]

wow just been looking at the messages that one of the girls i know get sent. Never seen so much cringe worthy shite in my life

I regret nothing

[ACF]

Cattermole Bio - 0/4

Des' Are You French line - 6/7

[Unabomber]

Girls who after abit of chat are like "so which one are you in your pics?"

**** sake it doesn't take wallander to work out that the recurring theme is that only one person appears in all the pics.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

yh but which 1

[JonnyBoy]

Anyone active in this thread called Adrian, he is completely coming out with all sorts with the girl who I sit next to at work called jess. Hes already told her hes previously married her and she is a bad cook

[Stadt]

Anyone active in this thread called Adrian, he is completely coming out with all sorts with the girl who I sit next to at work called jess. Hes already told her hes previously married her and she is a bad cook

mole

[Hollism]

Spent this morning catching up on the last few days if this thread. Fair play to you all !!!!

[Hollism]

Tempted to try the "Surrender your number" line on a girl at work IRL who I have no idea how to break the ice with...