The Tinder Thread

[DennisNedry]

pics then

and don't forget that she'll be judging you so no pressure

 

I'm already shitting it. 

 

Can't post pics, we arranged it through Snapchat

[Stadt]

I'm already shitting it.

Can't post pics, we arranged it through Snapchat

you've matched with her though so you can still see

pics

[Voll Blau]

DENNIS THE MENACE & SMASH 'ER

[DennisNedry]

you've matched with her though so you can still see

pics

 

 

Be kind lads, I like her 

Edited 15 March 2015 by DennisNedry

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

more pics so we can judge

[ScouseFox]

I read them

[kingfox]

18 my arse she looks 12.

[Foxhateram]

 

Be kind lads, I like her 

She really doesn't look 18 mate. She been chatting with you a lot? Proceed with caution.

[Mike Oxlong]

Dennis, a friendly word of advice.

Unless

a) you are the same or a very similar age to them or

b) you're a massive fan of Gary Glitter and would love to see him sing live

steer clear of girls offering blowies for help with their homework.

Mike

[EnderbyFox]

[DennisNedry]

Haha guys, one of the first things I asked her was if she was really 18. 

 

She snapchatted a photo of her provisional licence (she is definitely 18), she just looks younger.

 

It's just a first date anyway, if she looks 14 in person then there won't be a second date!

 

Edit: Btw 21 and 18 is an acceptable age gap isn't it surely?

Edited 16 March 2015 by DennisNedry

[Wrighty22]

If she says shes 18 and you keep proof of that, pretty sure if it turns out shes underage you'll be fine. Win win.

[Voll Blau]

Haha guys, one of the first things I asked her was if she was really 18. 

 

She snapchatted a photo of her provisional licence (she is definitely 18), she just looks younger.

 

It's just a first date anyway, if she looks 14 in person then there won't be a second date!

 

Edit: Btw 21 and 18 is an acceptable age gap isn't it surely?

 

Half your age plus seven puts you in the clear.

[Benji]

Half your age plus seven puts you in the clear.

Those be the rules.

I can't believe you ID'ed a date. Footballers are ruining the world as we know it.

[Ollie93]

I can't believe she sent you a picture of her provisional driving licence over snapchat  , but better safe than sorry

[Tommy G]

Hope you screen shot it mate, might need that evidence.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Dirty den

[GeorgeTheFox]

I think you lot are over complicating this

[Ollie93]

I think you lot are over complicating this

 

  

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I think you lot are over complicating this

 

I think you're over complicating this by having to ask for a number....

[General Smuts]

I think you're over complicating this by having to ask for a number....

 

Real men use telekinesis to get numbers.

 

Pussyole.

[Unabomber]

Real men use are you french?

[Voll Blau]

Those be the rules.

I can't believe you ID'ed a date. Footballers are ruining the world as we know it.

 

Ooh, hypocrite warning. Pretty sure I've broken those rules at both ends of the scale actually.

 

Just keep it legal and be safe. OK.

[Unabomber]

Sounds great

[Voll Blau]

BECAUSE YOOOOOOOOOOUR GERGOUS, ID DO ANYTHING 4 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...