The Tinder Thread

[Tincy]

Ran out of likes ;(

[ScouseFox]

Omg tince that's me ex

 

[Des.]

He meant to say how's it going she get the D, D.

Aha I see, the girl I originally went out with isn't replying to me anymore, what can you do eh?

 

Anyway I'm talking to 2 other girls atm, 1 from leicester and 1 from nottingham. Keep moving forward.

[Voll Blau]

Ran out of likes ;(

 

Anyone ever done a sad wink in real life? It's fvcking difficult. Especially when you're still chortling at MTWG's Simpsons reference on the inside.

[Unabomber]

Been doing a loveday being picky with the babes.

Left

Right

Gone soggy as **** with meg

[C-man]

Spanish woman in Birmingham for a long time, no?

[MooseBreath]

I'm pretty sure he's just got a bit of an inferiority complex. He tends to follow me around foxes talk insinuating that I'm a gay, hipster nerd at every opportunity, as if this will make me cry.

I find it a little endearing. He's like my own little anti mascot.

Let me just point out that it took you nine minutes to reply to Una's question. Based on that I'd estimate you're checking this thread every three or four minutes. Just get the app bro, you're obviously desperate to join in the fun. I'm trying to help you here.

Edited 20 March 2015 by MooseBreath

[EnderbyFox]

Anyone ever done a sad wink in real life? It's fvcking difficult. Especially when you're still chortling at MTWG's Simpsons reference on the inside.

 

Tried it, ended up looking mid-way through a stroke 

[Finnegan]

Let me just point out that it took you nine minutes to reply to Una's question. Based on that I'd estimate you're checking this thread every three or four minutes. Just get the app bro, you're obviously desperate to join in the fun. I'm trying to help you here.

Analysing and estimating patterns in my posting habits. Man, you sure proved me wrong.

[General Smuts]

[RonnieTodger]

Been doing a loveday being picky with the babes.

Left

 

 

Ask Spanish Maria if she's French

[DennisNedry]

250 Pages 

 

[Babylon]

Spanish woman in Birmingham for a long time, no?

 

Wonder if she likes Spanish restaurants that are Spanish?*

 

*Summer Brighton fan joke.

[Stadt]

Wonder if she likes Spanish restaurants that are Spanish?*

*Summer Brighton fan joke.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Gonna break foxestalk with my post later I was howling last night chatting to some radish

[General Smuts]

I'm on tent door hooks. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

You'll love it scouse

I mean smuts lmaaaaao

Edited 20 March 2015 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[ScouseFox]

nice can't wait gonna take my charger to work so my phone don't die maybe even time my break so i can have maximum lols 

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[Samilktray]

Lmao

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Fin the daft twat can't even join two straws together nowadays!

[Guest ttfn]

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;------( had me in absolute stitches.

[Mike Oxlong]

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Edited 20 March 2015 by Mike Oxlong

[Benguin]

Been doing a loveday being picky with the babes.

Left

Right

Gone soggy as **** with meg

Left for the top one? I'd masturbate with a pin cushion just to smell the toilet paper that last wiped her ass.