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The Tinder Thread

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To be fair i'm sure the chances of pulling a bird on tinder increase if your opening line isn't something from a football forum lol

my experiences of tinder.

7 month ago a gal sent me nudes after 4 days. then blocked me on everything and stopped talking to me. she turned up in my "people you may know" section of facebook the other day heavily pregnant.

a girl who decided to list all the things about me and say "and you thought you had a chance with me?" that one cut. 

a french girl who....well she wasnt a prize put it that way

a hot chick who stopped talking to me..think shes a vet now

and a 17 year old who works in a maccys in Mansfield.

 

i found the old "go for the new hot gal at work and prove to her the rest of the males trying to get her are just 1 track minded dick" trick worked quite well...even if she has moved in now and i havent seen match of the day live since september. 

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my experiences of tinder.

7 month ago a gal sent me nudes after 4 days. then blocked me on everything and stopped talking to me. she turned up in my "people you may know" section of facebook the other day heavily pregnant.

a girl who decided to list all the things about me and say "and you thought you had a chance with me?" that one cut.

a french girl who....well she wasnt a prize put it that way

a hot chick who stopped talking to me..think shes a vet now

and a 17 year old who works in a maccys in Mansfield.

i found the old "go for the new hot gal at work and prove to her the rest of the males trying to get her are just 1 track minded dick" trick worked quite well...even if she has moved in now and i havent seen match of the day live since september.

I wish I hadn't seen a match of the day since September tbf.
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Stick it in a spoiler, Tince.

 

I can't believe Lamby got a match*

 

*probably a bot.

 

It wasn't. She didn't reply to me on PoF ages ago so I knew my days were numbered, but a couple of hours was too harsh.

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Haha I noticed how Tince has cropped his profile pic to cut out his now ex, now I see he's been on Tinder living it up.

 

One of my best mates went from matching a girl on Tinder to shagging her in his car within 3 hours this weekend.

 

Girls Tinder profiles is like a 'this is what you could have won' with Jim Bowen if genetics had been kinder to me   :crylaugh:

 

Edit: And I don't think any of us pay for the full version!

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