The Tinder Thread

[Lamby]

U wot m8?

 

I had that the other day too

[Des.]

If the bio doesn't say “mmm whatcha say, mm will you swipe that way? ---->" I'll be disappointed

[Des.]

New match, long way away but wow

[Facecloth]

New match, long way away but wow

Nice one Des! I'd walk that if I'd matched her!

[Vacamion]

U wot m8?

Sorry to intrude upon this thread but even an old codger like me can't help reading the words "Jason Derulo" without my brain calling forth that processed singing announcement that he used to do at the start of his songs.

Just thought I'd mention it.

Jason Derulo.

See?

Cvnt.

[StanSP]

Des. Wow. knockynice.

[Webbo]

New match, long way away but wow

"Coco"? is that a typo?

[Des.]

I'm going to make a recommendation here guys, download an app called "Bonfire for tinder".

It only costs a couple of quid, it filters out bots, lets you match least 200 profiles a time and tells you profiles that have already swiped right to you!

Do it, this is a Des recommendation!

[StanSP]

I'm going to make a recommendation here guys, download an app called "Bonfire for tinder".

It only costs a couple of quid, it filters out bots, lets you match least 200 profiles a time and tells you profiles that have already swiped right to you!

Do it, this is a Des recommendation!

 

[Des.]

I'm just ahead of the curve Stanno

[Tincy]

I'm going to make a recommendation here guys, download an app called "Bonfire for tinder".

It only costs a couple of quid, it filters out bots, lets you match least 200 profiles a time and tells you profiles that have already swiped right to you!

Do it, this is a Des recommendation!

Why are you only mentioning this now! Ffs

[Sol thewall Bamba]

Made me think of you guys. 

[General Smuts]

What are your common interests?

 

I'm assuming Bill Cosby and Shame.

[Vardinhio]

**** it I'm off brum

 

jeez! Come on that is scraping the barrel!

[Tincy]

jeez! Come on that is scraping the barrel!

Why?

[General Smuts]

Made me think of you guys. 

 

Immediately stealing that Savage Garden line.

[Unabomber]

Sounds like a good app des.

[Happy Fox]

Anyone see any Iranians girls on Tinder?

[ScouseFox]

I too am back from a ban to see a new lease of life in the thread. Interesting times these are. Some definite cheatin going on though, desmond hiring spy apps, tincy actually talking to women without using col city fan posts etc.

[ScouseFox]

Matched a girl called Isabelle, made a deal that if I could say a pun related to her name that she hasn't heard I get her number?

thoughts?

simply reply "giz a bell, isabelle ;p", then your number. then wait for the magic to happen.

[Ollie93]

simply reply "giz a bell, isabelle ;p", then your number. then wait for the magic to happen.

 

I opted for "are you actually necessary on a bike?" strangely enough it worked!

[Tincy]

What search settings do you guys use??

[Unabomber]

What search settings do you guys use??

So many questions, you need to spend a few days reading the thread with a note pad and pencil man.

 

Oh and nationwide 

[DennisNedry]

What search settings do you guys use??

 

18-23, within 25 km.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Can't believe Des is a fraud using apps and shit. Strap a pair on Des.