The Tinder Thread

[StanSP]

Or even worse find you own fiancé on tinder :knockynotnice:

 

imagine if you swiped right and there was no match. carnage.

[Unabomber]

lmao when they said to me no why? I also think I don't actually know.

[ScouseFox]

lmao when they said to me no why? I also think I don't actually know.

 

haha yeh, i was both drunk when i asked it then drunk when she replied and i genuinely couldnt remember des' line or anything funny about french people. she's not unmatched me tho might ask her again later just see what she does 

[Tincy]

You look like the type of girl that I would take to a 5 star restaurant. How does McDonald's sound? You can order whatever you want, just as long as it's off of the 1 pound menu

[Unabomber]

haha yeh, i was both drunk when i asked it then drunk when she replied and i genuinely couldnt remember des' line or anything funny about french people. she's not unmatched me tho might ask her again later just see what she does 

say you're after a right kinky bitch who will push you around.

You look like the type of girl that I would take to a 5 star restaurant. How does McDonald's sound? You can order whatever you want, just as long as it's off of the 1 pound menu

[foxes_rule1978]

Should have responding, darn I sure had you pictured in my mind wearing a french maid outfit cleaning my jewels...

[Unabomber]

please someone get a good result with this.

 

 

****ing bots.

[Ross96]

Matched with a girl called meme, don't find her attractive just couldn't pass up the potential opportunities that name brings, any ideas the excitement of somebody being called meme has just proved too much!

[Facecloth]

Matched with a girl called meme, don't find her attractive just couldn't pass up the potential opportunities that name brings, any ideas the excitement of somebody being called meme has just proved too much!

Just say I've seen pictures all over the Internet of my mate Stan in you.

[StanSP]

Just say I've seen pictures all over the Internet of my mate Stan in you.

 

What?

[Unabomber]

What?

her name is meme

[Facecloth]

What?

He matched a girl called meme. There's loads of memes on here with you in.

[SystonFox]

Therefore you are in meme

[StanSP]

oh I didn't read Ross' post properly  

[Ross96]

It's been sent now the reply...

[Soar Fox]

Very aggressive towards Faceloth just then Stanley.

[Facecloth]

Yeah, why all the animosity?

[Soar Fox]

Yeah, why all the animosity?

What????

[Simo86]

Una I'm not mad....just disappointed

[Stadt]

What????

Col City span

[RonnieTodger]

Haha just matched 2 bots within seconds called Billie and Jean

[Unabomber]

Des?

[StanSP]

Haha just matched 2 bots within seconds called Billie and Jean

 

neither of them are your lover

[Unabomber]

Just matched 3 right Monday night treats

[Unabomber]

 

left

 

das it mane.

 

I think I love Chloe, she hasn't responded to me yet but I know love.