The Tinder Thread

[orangecity23]

Bwahahaha, just found a girl who has photoshopped a picture of herself riding a bear through the waves. Definite like for that.

[FrankieADZ]

My search is on 35 - 45 now con then mums what you got.

no MILF's for you then?

[Stadt]

You know how they say every dog looks like their owner...

And no, MTWG, I will not be matching that

she misspelled "Mutt".

[Unabomber]

no MILF's for you then?

No milfs matching me at all.

[StanSP]

Changed discovery prefs to 35+.

Think I've found the love of my life.

[Unabomber]

some recent matches seeing as we all want pics:

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I forgot the punchline to the "is that a mirror in your back pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants" and instead sent "Is that a mirror in your back pocket? Because I could see myself in your ass"

Poor gal's gonna think I'm Una or something fantasising about all this anal

[Unabomber]

HOLY SHIT

I'm gonna use your version.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Catherine, 22 needs marrying Una, get it done

Edited 15 July 2014 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[Unabomber]

There isn't a Catherine 23, sometimes the matches will be false.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

There isn't a Catherine 23, sometimes the matches will be false.

I did a swifty on the edit pal

[Des.]

screw it, going to use my halloween pic from last year as my profile pic, might actually work better

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Those are the words of a frustrated man, Joseph DESire Job

[Unabomber]

I did a swifty on the edit pal

Very swift.

What did you dress up as Des?

[Des.]

Very swift.

What did you dress up as Des?

The Joker

[Unabomber]

Interesting.

[Voll Blau]

There isn't a Catherine 23, sometimes the matches will be false.

Gooooooooooodnight my sweeeeeeeeet princeeeeeeeeeeeeess...

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Des is gonna be front page Mercury news when he finally gets a reply, picture the headline:

DESPERATE DES DESPATCHES DONG

[Unabomber]

Gooooooooooodnight my sweeeeeeeeet princeeeeeeeeeeeeess...

Your relationship with Catherine (23) was a bit like a car crash.

[Simmo86]

some recent matches seeing as we all want pics:

Catherine has got that glint in her eye

[Des.]

Des is gonna be front page Mercury news when he finally gets a reply, picture the headline:

DESPERATE DES DESPATCHES DONG

You'd think I've never spoken to a woman before

Edited 15 July 2014 by LCFC Desire

[Grandad.]

Amber sounds a barrel laughs.

[Unabomber]

"DES GETS MATCH AND REPLY - HAS STROKE (NOT SEXUAL)"

"STEVE GUPPY LEFT FOOT - 1 YEAR ON, WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?"

[Des.]

"DES GETS MATCH AND REPLY - HAS STROKE (NOT SEXUAL)"

"STEVE GUPPY LEFT FOOT - 1 YEAR ON, WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?"

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

You'd think I've never spoken to a woman before

DESPERADO DESMOND DICKS DORIS