The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

Where is the interview?

I'll let you know when I know.

[Voll Blau]

I'll let you know when I know.

 

[StanSP]

The interview room...

[Unabomber]

Nursing home

[Des.]

2nd date completed, this girl might be the one for me

Edited 2 April 2015 by Des.

[Voll Blau]

2nd date completed, this girl might be the one for me

 

In bed by 9, home by 10?

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Didn't DEStroy your chances? Good man.

[ScouseFox]

love that you said completed like it was a gta mission well in dezzer 

[Webbo]

2nd date completed, this girl might be the one for me

Get in there .

[Unabomber]

Get in there .

Literally this.

[Unabomber]

[StanSP]

Get in there .

 

 

Literally this.

 

you know Des already has. 

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

Women are getting too lippy these days

[cambridgefox]

Not round knobs

[ScouseFox]

she was legit fit too :'( 

[Unabomber]

Absolutely love the personality bypass that girls aged 20-30 were born with.

[ScouseFox]

yeh esp attractive birds on tinder like wow it's a joke no? no? ok bye 

[Unabomber]

Just gotta keep going till an attractive girl with a great personality appears.

That will prob be written on my tombstone the way it's going tho.

[ScouseFox]

haha good quote tho. ye once every maybe 20 or so real matches (ie not bots) there is a 7+/10 who laughs at an opener. even then they don't respond with anything funny tho just laugh a few times then it's like yeah now your turn to actually converse but no that's the end of that. 

[Unabomber]

Yeah it does my nut. And when I do meet a legit girl I **** it up anyway.

[Des.]

Best thing to do is not to dwell on it and move on

[ScouseFox]

tinder advice from des, best day of my life 

[Unabomber]

Cheers des I needed that.

[General Smuts]

Cheeky Cheryl nipslip.

[ealingfox]

Quick, what's the punchline to the Are you French? gambit?