The Tinder Thread

[ScouseFox]

when she says no just say cos i want your number ;p and the punchline is that it's not a joke but it looks like one and then she is so fvcking confused she says yeah 

[Unabomber]

Quick, what's the punchline to the Are you French? gambit?

There is no punchline you gotta roll with what you feel is good for the situation.

[General Smuts]

Because you look like you smell of cheese and have hairy armpits

[Stadt]

Are you French?

because you'll get dropped by Pearson n leave in the summer

[Unabomber]

Dammit I just accidentally swiped left to a girl called nutella.

[ealingfox]

Fvcks sake its rapidly descended into giving her a crash lesson in 20th Century History because she didn't understand the connection between France and surrender. BIN.

[Unabomber]

Fvcks sake its rapidly descended into giving her a crash lesson in 20th Century History because she didn't understand the connection between France and surrender. BIN.

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[Mike Oxlong]

Has Lamby downloaded the Kinder app by mistake?

Edited 3 April 2015 by Mike Oxlong

[ealingfox]

She's just unmatched me, couldn't stop myself from tearing into her. The last thing she said was implying that only the English remember WW2 so I'm hoping she's unmatched out of embarrassment.

[Stadt]

She's just unmatched me, couldn't stop myself from tearing into her. The last thing she said was implying that only the English remember WW2 so I'm hoping she's unmatched out of embarrassment.

She's talking about international football

[Unabomber]

I dares someone get a girls number from tinder then just hold it in reserve. Then try and get to the position with another girl where she would like your number then give her the other girls number and say text me. I'm looking at you Des you heartbreaker.

[Unabomber]

Queue the part where Des. tries it and gets sod all results

Well this never happened.

[Lamby]

This one didnt reply to me on PoF so i aint hopeful

[Nod.E]

This one didnt reply to me on PoF so i aint hopeful

 

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

This one didnt reply to me on PoF so i aint hopeful

Just.... why.....

[StanSP]

Didn't reply on PoF yet you think she'll reply to that on a different dating site  

[Sharpe's Fox]

This one didnt reply to me on PoF so i aint hopeful

[Lamby]

Didn't reply on PoF yet you think she'll reply to that on a different dating site

 

This was months and months ago, she's probably forgotten

[VLC86]

This was months and months ago, she's probably forgotten

She probably hasn't.

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

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I wish i could give this my full daily amount of reps, my exact response

[Stadt]

She's probably calling the police if you're outside her house for a week forcing love

[RonnieTodger]

This was months and months ago, she's probably forgotten

 

She's probably remembered after that

[Unabomber]

She's probably remembered after that

Yo Ronnie!

[RonnieTodger]

Yo Ronnie!

Alright mate. Did you ever find the mysterious woman?

[Unabomber]

Alright mate. Did you ever find the mysterious woman?

No I don't remember anything about her, it's very weird like it never happened.