The Tinder Thread

[Stadt]

When you are young you may want several love

!!

[Unabomber]

Amber sounds a barrel laughs.

It continues "(i.e people that like TOWIE or made in Chelsea). Charity worker, running enthusiast and I don't do one nighters. I am most certainly not going to come over and "chill". If you can make me laugh, you've won. But you probably can't"

Shock

Me

"Hello Amber, I just wanted to say that I can do a great rendition of "no woman no cry" by the late great Bob Marley all I will say is that Oliver (the office black guy) loved it, so....."

Amber

"That actually made me laugh! Well done"

So easy.

[StanSP]

DESPERADO DESMOND DICKS DORIS

DESPICABLE DES DOES THE DIRTY ON DEBBIE.

Edited 15 July 2014 by StanSP

[Des.]

DESPICABLE DES DOES THE DIRTY ON DEBBIE.

Sweet Jesus

[Unabomber]

Des is crumblin (not a headline)

Edited 15 July 2014 by Unabomber

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

LEICESTERPOOL : MY STALKER HELL

"I COULDN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE" EXPLAINS TEARY 'POOL

[Stadt]

I think half of the rep points I've ever given have been in this thread

[Grandad.]

It continues "(i.e people that like TOWIE or made in Chelsea). Charity worker, running enthusiast and I don't do one nighters. I am most certainly not going to come over and "chill". If you can make me laugh, you've won. But you probably can't"

Shock

Me

"Hello Amber, I just wanted to say that I can do a great rendition of "no woman no cry" by the late great Bob Marley all I will say is that Oliver (the office black guy) loved it, so....."

Amber

"That actually made me laugh! Well done"

So easy.

Amber is sassy, slutty but classy.

[Voll Blau]

DAFT DOUBTFUL DIAMOND DOG DES DENIES DISEASE DESPITE DICKING DOZEN DIRTY DOLLS DOWNWARDLY

[Unabomber]

Amber is sassy, slutty but classy.

The whole broadcasting that she won't do one night stands etc screams "oh god someone **** me"

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

diamond dog des sdjkbfjdbbj, gsdf,bj b.asdfadf

[kingfox]

Catherine has got that glint in her eye

More like fake tan in her eye.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

im suffocating

[Stadt]

DES DASTARDLY DETECTED DOING DISGUSTING DEED

Well I typed this out before I'd seen VB's posts and this is just meh now

Edited 15 July 2014 by Wookie

[Unabomber]

That gutting feeling when kingfox is the last poster in this thread.

[Grandad.]

The whole broadcasting that she won't do one night stands etc screams "oh god someone **** me"

Exactly, she is the kind of slut who would love nothing more than a lad on a Sunday night to ask her round to 'chill' and watch some X-Factor.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I'm gonna start using Diamond Dog as a term of endearment in real life

[RonnieTodger]

You'll be getting a visit from Nev and MTV going down that route pal!

A casual 10 year age gap, not bad going I'd say...

Absolutely, yes.

[kingfox]

That gutting feeling when kingfox is the last poster in this thread.

At least I'm not sad enough to log into a website through facebook.

[Grandad.]

At least I'm not sad enough to log into a website through facebook.

remove yourself from this wonderful thread and remove yourself from this evil world.

[Unabomber]

At least I'm not sad enough to log into a website through facebook.

I genuinely don't know if that was meant to be an insult? You seen the broads?

[RonnieTodger]

At least I'm not sad enough to log into a website through facebook.

Unless "poontang watch" is going really well, then it might be the best thing to do mate.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Finding kingfox has posted in this thread is like when you make an outrageous looking sandwich; you think you've dicked lunchtime, you go to take a bite and then discover a fleck of shit on the bread.

[Stadt]

I genuinely don't know if that was meant to be an insult? You seen the broads?

They're too real for him, I imagine he has a 'desktop stripper' and that's heaven in his eyes

[Simo86]

Some of my latest matches. I'm quite picky