The Tinder Thread

[ScouseFox]

Thought so tbf hahahaha

[Stadt]

Lamby is very familiar with girls giving out the wrong number

[Unabomber]

Lamby is very familiar with girls giving out the wrong number

I know. Why would she give me out a fake number I just don't get it.

[orangecity23]

Una

 

Congrats to Des as well, looks like we've got the perfect happy ending for our Tinder thread film script. In production Q3 2015, coming to a cinema near you, Spring 2016.

Sequel will obviously be called Tinder Thread 2: Swipe Harder.

[StanSP]

Well done Des. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

'Played Des, pleased for you mate.

[Unabomber]

'Played Des, pleased for you mate.

Imagine if someone has never read this thread before, reads the first 50 then the last 2 fella would literally die with shock.

[EnderbyFox]

Who would play who in a Foxestalk Tinder Thread Movie?

 

 

Obviously Simo would be played by that bloke who plays Captain America

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

una played by forest whitakker

scouse don cheadle

des jackie chan

smuts mena suvari

 

thats what ive got so far

[orangecity23]

Abz from 5ive would play Des, looks just like him, and we know he's available for filming, because he's Abz from 5ive, he's had nothing to do for the last 20 years.

[GingerrrFox]

Who would play who in a Foxestalk Tinder Thread Movie?

Obviously Simo would be played by that bloke who plays Captain America

Una would have to be Leo DiCaprio for me. Des has to be Zlatan in his first acting role outside of football and Lamby is deffo Andy Serkis in the Gollum mould.

[EnderbyFox]

Pretty spot on suggestions tbf, was thinking more Kyle from Road Trip for Lambo though 

 

Getting a bit of a Michael Gambon vibe from Rincey also 

Edited 8 April 2015 by EnderbyFox

[orangecity23]

Jay from Inbetweeners as King Fox?

[ScouseFox]

i will repeat my quite hilarious moleman from the simpsons as rincey for his very brief but superbly noteworthy cameos 

[GingerrrFox]

Tincy is essentially Quagmire from Family Guy in human form.

Edited 8 April 2015 by GingerrrFox

[orangecity23]

I could be a cameo appearance by Freddie Adu. Look nothing like him, but he's perfect for showing a brief glimpse of early promise followed by a long period of doing absolutely nothing

[ScouseFox]

SGLF can be played by the girl in taken 

[Stadt]

i will repeat my quite hilarious moleman from the simpsons as rincey for his very brief but superbly noteworthy cameos 

I'm actually 31

[Turtles Head]

same you little slug

lol yes

[orangecity23]

i will repeat my quite hilarious moleman from the simpsons as rincey for his very brief but superbly noteworthy cameos 

[Unabomber]

Lmao

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

SGLF can be played by the girl in taken 

 

I was thinking Mackenzie Crook, mainly because of the expression he pulls when he's off in that sidecar in the office. But I'm actually the spitting image of James Franco but he wouldn't pull that look off anywhere near as well imho.

[General Smuts]

Mena Suvari could really capture the essence of my being but I see myself more in a Meryl Streep.

Smutsy gets Oscar buzz and I don't mean Pistorius.

[General Smuts]

Fade in on a sweaty blood splattered Mexican hotel room. A naked cum stained business woman (Dame Judi Dench) haunched over the body of a clearly dead SGLF (Gordon the Gopher) throat slashed, ball gag still covered in nipple sweat and tears. Our hero Desmond (Abz from 5ive) bursts through the door rifle raised, whips off his shades and delivers in a gruff boner inducing voice his signature catchphrase 'balls to the floor you Mexican whore'. Another cased closed by the Tinder destroyer.

Theme music (Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley) blares in as the title screen rolls up - Don't; Tinder ...

To be continued.

[ozleicester]

Fade in on a sweaty blood splattered Mexican hotel room. A naked cum stained business woman (Dame Judi Dench) haunched over the body of a clearly dead SGLF (Gordon the Gopher) throat slashed, ball gag still covered in nipple sweat and tears. Our hero Desmond (Abz from 5ive) bursts through the door rifle raised, whips off his shades and delivers in a gruff boner inducing voice his signature catchphrase 'balls to the floor you Mexican whore'. Another cased closed by the Tinder destroyer.

Theme music (Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley) blares in as the title screen rolls up - Don't; Tinder ...

To be continued.

 

 

I have already begun pirating this