The Tinder Thread

[Ross-Kemp]

Una

Congratulations to Dessie, you deserve it buddy.

Spherical fox? GTFO this thread you strange man, no-one even likes you. Do-one.

[Brenfox]

Des needs to be played by Robbie Willians. No other man can pull off that smirk.

[Simo86]

Yes Des!!!!!

Nice one fella!

[Benji]

Una

[sphericalfox]

Una

Congratulations to Dessie, you deserve it buddy.

Spherical fox? GTFO this thread you strange man, no-one even likes you. Do-one.

 

 

Lovely, I’m glad the collective voice of FT has chosen you as its conduit! It makes things easier when you can get things straight from the horses mouth.

 

Anyways, besides my deliberately absurd attempt at humour, a genuine well done Des on getting a girlfriend via Tinder. Given the thread’s intentions, I didn’t think it was actually possible. But saying that I was doing something similar online about 20 years ago, and it eventually led me to meet, get married and have kids with that person, so who knows what might happen with Des!

 

I know it’ll be difficult for you to match such an endeavour Ross, but you’ll no doubt creep out of Des’ shadow and bring some of the legendary posting magic that we’ve all come to know and love, but until then you’re really not in any position to be offering advice about who should or shouldn’t post where and when on FT.  

 

Good luck with your own matchmaking!

[ScouseFox]

a genuine well done Des on getting a girlfriend via Tinder. Given the thread’s intentions, I didn’t think it was actually possible. 

 

hey getting a girlfriend for des was the thread's main intention imo 

[Stadt]

Des has sort of spoiled the thread though

[RobHawk]

The Thread is Dead! Its been Desimated!

Edited 9 April 2015 by RobHawk

[DennisNedry]

Des is genuinely an inspiration. Hope I can emulate his success someday.

[Des.]

[ScouseFox]

Des is genuinely an inspiration. Hope I can emulate his success someday.

 

from DESperation to inspiration in just 269 pages 

 

edit - gotta be the name of your autobiography dessie. 

Edited 9 April 2015 by ScouseFox

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Freed From DESire : The Desmond Dicker Story

 

"A hedonistic rollercoaster of a tale documenting the past ten months of one of Britain's most debauched playboys - 3.5/5" says the Metro

[Unabomber]

Should just be called Des.

 

 

Anyway I reckon this will be the most successful relationship from here, my was a car crash from the start and MTWG still seems too raw to divulge his languished Laura love.

why is there such a big space in between my sentence?

Edited 9 April 2015 by Unabomber

[General Smuts]

I'm definitely writing that screenplay.

 

Des - who would you rather play Jessie - Terrance Trent D'Arby or his sister Josie?

[Stadt]

DESolation to DEStruction: Heart warming tale where unlucky in love Desmond finds a match that may just change his life

[ScouseFox]

DEStined for Greatness; 

 

How one smirk changed the world. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Should just be called Des.

 

 

Anyway I reckon this will be the most successful relationship from here, my was a car crash from the start and MTWG still seems too raw to divulge his languished Laura love.

why is there such a big space in between my sentence?

 

 

Cheers for bringing that up pal not like I spend every night in bed tugging and crying with Linger by the Cranberries on repeat already is it

[ScouseFox]

even put it in a slightly different font just to emphasise his point didn't he 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

poonabomber more like

[General Smuts]

Cheers for bringing that up pal not like I spend every night in bed tugging and crying with Linger by the Cranberries on repeat already is it

I'm casting OJ Simpson as Laura, 23. We all know what she did and somehow she still walks free.

You're my boy blue.

[Unabomber]

my font disaster should be a subplot. 

[Simo86]

Should just be called Des.

 

 

Anyway I reckon this will be the most successful relationship from here, my was a car crash from the start and MTWG still seems too raw to divulge his languished Laura love.

why is there such a big space in between my sentence?

[cambridgefox]

Desolator to Desirable

[Voll Blau]

Page 268 will go down in folklore like the likes of page 48 and page 86 and page 134. I dunno what is on those pages but I can imagine some right scenes. 

 

 

Yes it will put women off, But on the plus side your chances of a match with a male will increase.

 

 

Was that an opening line Not sure if I could start a conversation with a stranger with those lines. Perhaps I am a little more old fashioned than I thought.

 

Bump thread from no. 12

Just seen how much I have posted in the last hour and half. It was not intentional to take over.;

 

 

Textbook use of dont; from UB there, top stuff.

 

Prolific Rincey Tinder pages.

[ScouseFox]

not sure if i could start a conversation with a stranger with those lines 

 

hahahaha