The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

man i'm getting burned on betfair chat.

[Unabomber]

Rachel: By the way, may I know what holds you back from getting the welcome bonus Jonathan?

Rachel: We have many exciting games that you can play on using my bonus.

4797679: cos I'll just lose it Rach 

4797679: may I call you Rach?

Rachel: Why think negative, Jonathan. All your bets are counted regardless of the outcome of the game win or lose .

Rachel: I am sorry to inform you that I can provide assistance though chat in the casino.

4797679: you're sorry to inform me that you can provide assistance?

Rachel: I can only provide assistance though chat

4797679: shame, having a punt on the national?

Rachel: That a nice gesture but thanks.

 

that's a nice gesture but thanks.

 

story of my life.

[ScouseFox]

Rachel sounds nice, pics?

Edited 11 April 2015 by ScouseFox

[Unabomber]

i tried, she is trying to make me play beach life

4797679: ive lost all my bonus 

4797679: playing that bowling game

Rachel: That's alright, try to claim the welcome bonus, we'll never know you'll win the jackpot on beach life .

4797679: i guess you could say, that's life 

Rachel: Yeah could be. Shall we give it a try now, Jonathan?

4797679: yeah let's give it a try 

[theessexfox]

I got a heavy dose of ;p from a Canadian girl on Fling last night, where's MTWG living these days? 

[Unabomber]

 

[ScouseFox]

you beauty! 

[Unabomber]

you beauty! 

should've just said that, I didn't actually read what Matt put to Corrinne.

[Finnegan]

Just been to Shoreditch. Some of you lot need to go to Shoreditch.

[ScouseFox]

if you change all the "we"s to "i'm" and say things like "you gave me new hope, it's still going to be a struggle but i think we can survive" it'd be #bantz i reckon but yano missed that boat now. 

 

 

hope she replies 

Just been to Shoreditch. Some of you lot need to go to Shoreditch.

 

shore ditch more like sure bitch let's get it on am i rite 

 

 

(not an offer fin soz) 

[Unabomber]

if you change all the "we"s to "i'm" and say things like "you gave me new hope, it's still going to be a struggle but i think we can survive" it'd be #bantz i reckon but yano missed that boat now. 

 

 

hope she replies 

yeah I saw leicesterpool posted a great remark in the post match thread but saw matts first so copy n pasted that, but pools would be funny as ****.

[ScouseFox]

ive given up leicesterpool posts after making a right hash of  id love to marry a football" lols

[Unabomber]

She's replying with "what on earth was that message?"

 

dunno what to do man

[Guest ttfn]

She's replying with "what on earth was that message?"

dunno what to do man

Hit her with the ;-( or "dont;"

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

[ScouseFox]

try this; 

 

say what message and genuinely try and convince her there was no message. i tried this after an opener didn't hit the spot the other day. at one stage i genuinely think the bird thought she had imagined the opener. either that or she thought i was completely mentally unhinged. she unmatched me so probs that one. 

[Unabomber]

try this; 

 

say what message and genuinely try and convince her there was no message. i tried this after an opener didn't hit the spot the other day. at one stage i genuinely think the bird thought she had imagined the opener. either that or she thought i was completely mentally unhinged. she unmatched me so probs that one. 

I already replied with some soggy shit cos she is well hot.

[ScouseFox]

;(

[Unabomber]

That Melissa who is the 34 year old brunette who was proper thick is texting me but I genuinely don't know if she is implying I can just go round and bang her or what? She doesn't drive, lives in derby wants to see me wants me to decide what to do. But I dunno if it is a case of "can I just come round n bang then?" or if she wants me to take her out etc.

[ScouseFox]

haha pls pls pls say "can i come round an bang then just come home yeah? :)" 

[Unabomber]

haha pls pls pls say "can i come round an bang then just come home yeah? :)" 

ok then

[ScouseFox]

is she sexy? 

[Strokes]

Careful una, a 34 year old chick with no kids, clock ticking away,.......bag up man, that's all I'm saying.

[Unabomber]

Careful una, a 34 year old chick with no kids, clock ticking away,.......bag up man, that's all I'm saying.

i think she has a kid

is she sexy? 

I posted her pic I think she is sexy but strokes says she looks like she has had a stroke but he might just be obsessed with strokes so dunno atm.

[Strokes]

i think she has a kid

I posted her pic I think she is sexy but strokes says she looks like she has had a stroke but he might just be obsessed with strokes so dunno atm.

She wasn't bad looking, just pulling a funny face. You shouldn't poke fun at people who have had strokes, they have feelings too you know........about 50% though.

[Unabomber]

She wasn't bad looking, just pulling a funny face. You shouldn't poke fun at people who have had strokes, they have feelings too you know........about 50% though.

Honestly don't have time for people who have had strokes.