The Tinder Thread

[GingerrrFox]

I'm so done. I can't even. Hahahahahahahhahaha

[ScouseFox]

on the verge of a breakdown una hahahaha

[Unabomber]

I got her number (by asking in French) and the convos are hillarious with her lack of understanding.

[Nod.E]

The unthinkable has happened.

[Unabomber]

Ask her how she doesn't shit.

[Stadt]

She either met a a Mexican or she got asked for convo pics

[ScouseFox]

ask her for a bag

[ScouseFox]

smuts is this you starring as you in itv drama about a child murderer?

hahaha this is the spit of you smutseh I've made meself laugh here

[Carl the Llama]

The unthinkable has happened.

Something seriously kinky about banging a derby fan, spesh if you both wear your kit, what a marvellous metaphor that is for life.  I say go for it.

[Nod.E]

Something seriously kinky about banging a derby fan, spesh if you both wear your kit, what a marvellous metaphor that is for life. I say go for it.

Agreed.

JustEat... my Johnson.

[GingerrrFox]

Agreed.

JustEat... my Johnson.

Ask her if you can give her one in your Leicester shirt and end it with "well we always smash you lot don't we."

[ScouseFox]

blagged a french teacher by speaking French and opening with are you French tonight played this thread, played.

[Nod.E]

Ask her if you can give her one in your Leicester shirt and end it with "well we always smash you lot don't we."

Will definitely keep that one up my sleeve! She's not been online for over a month though so I'm not holding my breath on a reply.

[Rincewind]

Could add 'if we are going down then do it with a smile.'

[Danno]

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[Unabomber]

Nice

That's somebody's daughter!

[ScouseFox]

the text makes no sense, stressing me out man

Edited 16 April 2015 by ScouseFox

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Anthropomorphizing the app, it's people who like the pictures, not Tinder.

[Unabomber]

 

 

[FireFox]

Finally caved and made a Facebook, just for this app, just for this thread.

My first two matches. No bots yet!






Caitlin (one on the left) just unmatched me though

And Burma not responding to my latest message...

Edited 17 April 2015 by FireFox

[EnderbyFox]

I'd definitely invade Burma

(Not a rape joke)

Edited 17 April 2015 by EnderbyFox

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

Caitlin (one on the left) just unmatched me though

And Burma not responding to my latest message...

 

Thats tinder for you, get used to it. Its like a quicker easier online way of getting yourself rejected and feeling depressed untill you find that one woman who you get on with then meet up and go out with for 9 months then she crushed your dreams and then you are back on the app..... well thats what a friend told me anyway 

[FireFox]

Thats tinder for you, get used to it. Its like a quicker easier online way of getting yourself rejected and feeling depressed untill you find that one woman who you get on with then meet up and go out with for 9 months then she crushed your dreams and then you are back on the app..... well thats what a friend told me anyway 

To be honest. I don't expect anything to come of me using Tinder.

 

Except that I thought Burma was the one. And now she has unmatched me. And she was a bot. All my dreams are crushed. I didn't have to wait 9 months.

Edited 17 April 2015 by FireFox

[ramboacdc]

Something seriously kinky about banging a derby fan, spesh if you both wear your kit, what a marvellous metaphor that is for life.  I say go for it.

its not as good as you think. ive been with a derby fan for nearly a year now! 

[ozvaldo]

 

 

haha i'm friends with this girl on facebook!