The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

You'll do.

Charge your phone though bro come on.

[Stadt]

I was going to say Ella is the one but she's a Derby fan

[Grandad.]

Some of my latest matches. I'm quite picky

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She is delicious.

If she has an arse as good as them lips, you've got a winner.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Saphia, 26 - I CAN SEE MYSELF IN YOUR ASS

[StanSP]

Saphia is gorgeous (if she's the one on the left).

[Unabomber]

**** I have ran out of rep points just as Loveday delivers another classic.

[Unabomber]

If she's the one on the right you know what to do Simo.

[kingfox]

I genuinely don't know if that was meant to be an insult? You seen the broads?

Insult? Who logs into websites using facebook nowadays? Who even has facebook nowadays?

Finding kingfox has posted in this thread is like when you make an outrageous looking sandwich; you think you've dicked lunchtime, you go to take a bite and then discover a fleck of shit on the bread.

Diddums.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Grandad.]

Insult? Who logs into websites using facebook nowadays? Who even has facebook nowadays?

Diddums.

Shit, I've just matched with your Mam. Sassy one her.

[Des.]

[kingfox]

Shit, I've just matched with your Mam. Sassy one her.

Good luck finding your way into her vagina, it's like an overgrown hedgehog.

[StanSP]

Des gon b gud.

[Lamby]

Good luck finding your way into her vagina, it's like an overgrown hedgehog.

I'm sure you can guide him in, you must have been down there a few times

[Unabomber]

**** OFF LAMBY AND KINGFOX

[Grandad.]

If she's the one on the right you know what to do Simo.

Not many things actually make me on here but that post is one of them.

[Voll Blau]

Insult? Who logs into websites using facebook nowadays? Who even has facebook nowadays?

Diddums.

Christ fella I can imagine games of "I have never" against you are pretty one-sided affairs eh?

[Lamby]

**** OFF LAMBY AND KINGFOX

Rightyo sir

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Insult? Who logs into websites using facebook nowadays? Who even has facebook nowadays?

Erm, quite literally all the hot girls in this thread?

[StanSP]

Good luck finding your way into her vagina, it's like an overgrown hedgehog.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Christ fella I can imagine games of "I have never" against you are pretty one-sided affairs eh?

!

[cambridgefox]

At least I'm not sad enough to log into a website through facebook.

Blimey,am I fooking hearing things right.i would,I would widen my search to worldwide too or Columbia!

[Grandad.]

I'm saving all my rep points solely for this thread, some brilliant one liners in here!

[kingfox]

I'm sure you can guide him in, you must have been down there a few times

Will have to insert his cock in their myself, he might not like that.

But if he is that desperate, I'd be happy to, might treat myself by wanking him off first though.

[Simo86]

You'll do.

Charge your phone though bro come on.

I'm on it! Legged it upstairs when I noticed!

I was going to say Ella is the one but she's a Derby fan

Tell me about it! She's sounds like a goer as well. Might have to whack my City shirt on her and blank the whole Derby thing

She is delicious.

If she has an arse as good as them lips, you've got a winner.

If she is who I think she is she does!

Saphia is gorgeous (if she's the one on the left).

Saphia, 26 - I CAN SEE MYSELF IN YOUR ASS

Yeah she is the one on the left thank god. She's a bit boring though. Doing my best to bring her out of her shell