The Tinder Thread

[Danno]

I know not to ask for advice, but damn, is there a trick to getting matches? I've not gotten any other than Caitlin and two bots.

I have some just basic pictures up and a generic "about me" section. I'm not sure if I should change that to anything specific or funny or more interesting.

Though maybe I'm swapping right to too many girls out of my league.

Actually just got a second match!

And a third.

Take some decent photos make sure your best ones are your first two and don't bother with a bio unless it's something that someone could start a conversation from. And swipe right to absolutely everyone and then you can unmatch the munters after that.

[General Smuts]

Hit it and quidditch.

Can't believe I missed that quality pun during my Harry Potter chat up lines.

[Unabomber]

Still talking to the French girl even though she is hard to understand and calls me things like impolite etc, her name is Aly G lmao. Booyakasha.

[TheUltimateWinner]

New to the game, am I doing it right?

 

[General Smuts]

Am I still missing any pm'd nudey pics? Come on guys bros disclose.

[Unabomber]

[Voll Blau]

You'd do most nationalities.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I matched George Taft's ex earlier - I know I said I was stopping posting at 20K but that was just too hilarious.

[Unabomber]

Strong twenty thousandth and first (20,001) post bro.

[General Smuts]

Wasn't that Joe Mattock's sister? 

[SystonFox]

#Ballin'

[Soar Fox]

George Tafts last ex started going out with Tom Hopper. They were in the players lounge together on Boxing Day.

[1993fox]

New to the game, am I doing it right?

 

 

Nice

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

George Tafts last ex started going out with Tom Hopper. They were in the players lounge together on Boxing Day.

 

Probably very well the same one...

 

 

 

 

 

FT's JACK THE LAD SEX GOD STRIKES AGAIN - lick my nads kitchandro.

[Unabomber]

Lmao don't tempt him bro

[ScouseFox]

gonna stop once he hit 20k he said, but just can't stop himself bragging about his matches. typical jack the lad. 

 

 

also 6ft1 crikey that's tall 

Edited 22 April 2015 by ScouseFox

[GingerrrFox]

Probably very well the same one...

FT's JACK THE LAD SEX GOD STRIKES AGAIN - lick my nads kitchandro.

In the last 2 photos she's pulling the "I'm ready for your load" face. Filth.

Edited 22 April 2015 by GingerrrFox

[ScouseFox]

also think you should unmatch her based on the size of her feet which look deffo above size 7 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

gonna stop once he hit 20k he said, but just can't stop himself bragging about his matches. typical jack the lad. 

 

 

also 6ft1 crikey that's tall 

 

Edited 22 April 2015 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[ScouseFox]

:cheersstan: 

 

 

now you've gotta open a convo with her and say something funny about george taft. you know the score. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

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[Stadt]

Ask her if she would like a mint

[Stadt]

Ask her if weller7 is George Taft or George taft's dad

[GingerrrFox]

Just tell her you'll ruin her ****. Can't fail in reality.

[ScouseFox]

reckon that'd probs fail