The Tinder Thread

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

-hey amelia

 

-hey mtwg you are jus gorge

 

-cheer i  know [coolface]

 

-haha so what are you doin on tinder ur far 2 attractive that **** kitchandro needs to lick a willy an lighten up

 

-ha tell me about it so anyway can i call you peedo?

 

- u may not cal me peedo.milly or peede is fine

[GingerrrFox]

reckon that'd probs fail

Some birds love it. I like to think of it as Russian roulette but the outcome is a bit of slosh rather than a bullet in your skull.

[EnderbyFox]

What's going on with her Twitter? She puts a ' before every tweet, is that what the cool kids are doing now-a-days?  

[Stadt]

What's going on with her Twitter? She puts a ' before every tweet, is that what the cool kids are doing now-a-days?

' idk mate

[DB11]

What's going on with her Twitter? She puts a ' before every tweet, is that what the cool kids are doing now-a-days?

Means that not just the person you tweet (and both of your followers) see the message - it means that both yours and their followers see it (I think )

[Unabomber]

Means that not just the person you tweet (and both of your followers) see the message - it means that both yours and their followers see it (I think )

That's weird, girls don't usually attention seek.

[MC Prussian]

Not trying to take any fun out of Tinder, but be careful whom you get in touch with.

 

You could be dating family.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/netherlands/11554778/Brother-and-sister-reunited-through-Tinder-after-15-years.html

[Soar Fox]

Ask her who has a bigger penis, George or Tom.

[LCFC FOX]

Swear I seen Ben Hamer walking around with her once too

[EnderbyFox]

Crikey she's working her way around the whole team, she'll be on Gary Taylor-Fletcher next the mucky cow 

[oakman]

Probably very well the same one...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FT's JACK THE LAD SEX GOD STRIKES AGAIN - lick my nads kitchandro.

 

I think she may have worms.

 

[FireFox]

[Unabomber]

Date in 24 hours 

Not that I meant to time it for just after our game or anything

Edited 24 April 2015 by Unabomber

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

She'd better hope we win.

[Ross96]

I've been speaking to this girl since Sunday, say I don't text her for like a couple hours or so she'll text me saying how much she misses me and I've just woke up to saying she's now dreamt about me, we haven't even met yet. Think I may have found a nut case, but she's got the humour and ass so I'll take it. Oh and she's just come out of a relationship may explain it but I just think she's a slight nut job

[Vacamion]

I've been speaking to this girl since Sunday, say I don't text her for like a couple hours or so she'll text me saying how much she misses me and I've just woke up to saying she's now dreamt about me, we haven't even met yet. Think I may have found a nut case, but she's got the humour and ass so I'll take it. Oh and she's just come out of a relationship may explain it but I just think she's a slight nut job

Yeah, but you are pretty much guaranteed your Nat King Cole, though...

[cambridgefox]

Date in 24 hours

Not that I meant to time it for just after our game or anything

Pressure is on with your wit,it can only lead to disappointment when you get stage fright!good luck Una

Anyone see that TV show " first dates" some bird was asked whether she liked her date and she replied" if you mean would I give him a high five with my fanny on his face....yes" I love a classy women,I p!ssed myself.

Edited 25 April 2015 by cambridgefox

[Unabomber]

Pressure is on with your wit,it can only lead to disappointment when you get stage fright!good luck Una

Anyone see that TV show " first dates" some bird was asked whether she liked her date and she replied" if you mean would I give him a high five with my fanny on his face....yes" I love a classy women,I p!ssed myself.

Gotta say I am very nervous.

[Samilktray]

Gotta say I am very nervous.

Good luck and just be yourself buddy

[General Smuts]

While the Tinder PUFFs are all out on the piss tonight celebrating our 4th win on the spin - spare a thought for your moustachioed clown prince. Tomorrow morning I'm running the London Marathon laughably under prepared, overweight and looking like Ginola in a 118 costume.

#prayforsmuts #joggersnipple #vaselinemypeen

[EnderbyFox]

Godspeed Smuts

[ScouseFox]

hope you survive smuts, and as said make sure someone gets a good action shot with your charity vest/fancy dress on, then watch the matches roll 

[theessexfox]

See you at mile 13 and 21 Smuts

[General Smuts]

See you at mile 13 and 21 Smuts

Mile 13 - look out for me from 1245 then. Top knot, moustache and cancer research UK purple shirt.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I see una and he is out with a bird with an ass that is quite honestly ten on ten #booty