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The Tinder Thread

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MPH

MPH

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Right boys - unfortunately ended a LTR.

Good news will now have some contribution to this thread soon.

Go for the sympathy vote...

Tell them as a joke you thought you'd put holes in the end of your best mates condoms... Trouble is your GF got pregnant....

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General Smuts

General Smuts

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Desmond is on Tinder

He wears a Tinder hat

He lives with Captain Scarlet

In Joe 90's council flat

He swipes right when they're rotten

He swipes left when they're fit

But he can't get a single match

Cos he looks like Luke Chadwick

 

Oooooooooooooooh Desmond is on Tinder ...

 

 

I take it all back but still desperately want this to take off in SK1 at the Saints game.

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Unabomber

Unabomber

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Just been on a tinder date. I turned up hungover and had a fat lip, was a cinema date and she ended up paying for my cinema ticket  lol Tinder where dreams are made.

Was it good?

 

I'm going on a second date tomorrow and we are going to the cinema too bro, what shall we see?

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Ross96

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Was it good?

 

I'm going on a second date tomorrow and we are going to the cinema too bro, what shall we see?

Yeah was a good date she wants to see me again as well so it's all good! Well we went to see unfriended was shocking so we were just laughing about how bad it was, so not really sure, hope it goes well though bud.

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Unabomber

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Yeah was a good date she wants to see me again as well so it's all good! Well we went to see unfriended was shocking so we were just laughing about how bad it was, so not really sure, hope it goes well though bud.

Thanks man.

 

That's good I gotta say though the cinema can't be a good first date maybe go get drunk next time ;)

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Ross96

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Thanks man.

 

That's good I gotta say though the cinema can't be a good first date maybe go get drunk next time ;)

Haha well i'll take that into consideration, but she doesn't really drink weird I know right and she's accused me of being an alcoholic already 

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Miquel The Work Geordie

Miquel The Work Geordie

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-hey babe u k

- oh hey Ross96 I'm alright ty jus watching t4 an havin a Capri Sun

-oh, what flavour? I'm havin a nice carlin cold as we speak

-orange. Ew gross!!! I don't drink but my dad loves a carlin cold like Robson Greene loves fishin

-yh can't beat a good carlin cold imo

-looollll u alcoholic!!

- ;p maybe we can go for a drink just once?

- yh maybe but as aforementioned in previous correspondence Ross96 I don't drink so I'll stay on the softies

-that'll be the only thing soft ;p

- I don't follow lmaoooo

-am chattin about my erect penis

-oh lolllll so anyway what do you do for fun?

-stop digressing we all know you wanna peek at these HOT ROSS BUNS

-creep

-;(

-leave me alone Ross

-;((((

-I said leave it

-I'm sorry!

-sorry doesn't cut it Ross it just doesn't cut it

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Ross96

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-hey babe u k

- oh hey Ross96 I'm alright ty jus watching t4 an havin a Capri Sun

-oh, what flavour? I'm havin a nice carlin cold as we speak

-orange. Ew gross!!! I don't drink but my dad loves a carlin cold like Robson Greene loves fishin

-yh can't beat a good carlin cold imo

-looollll u alcoholic!!

- ;p maybe we can go for a drink just once?

- yh maybe but as aforementioned in previous correspondence Ross96 I don't drink so I'll stay on the softies

-that'll be the only thing soft ;p

- I don't follow lmaoooo

-am chattin about my erect penis

-oh lolllll so anyway what do you do for fun?

-stop digressing we all know you wanna peek at these HOT ROSS BUNS

-creep

-;(

-leave me alone Ross

-;((((

-I said leave it

-I'm sorry!

-sorry doesn't cut it Ross it just doesn't cut it

Couldn't of said it better myself
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-hey babe u k

- oh hey Ross96 I'm alright ty jus watching t4 an havin a Capri Sun

-oh, what flavour? I'm havin a nice carlin cold as we speak

-orange. Ew gross!!! I don't drink but my dad loves a carlin cold like Robson Greene loves fishin

-yh can't beat a good carlin cold imo

-looollll u alcoholic!!

- ;p maybe we can go for a drink just once?

- yh maybe but as aforementioned in previous correspondence Ross96 I don't drink so I'll stay on the softies

-that'll be the only thing soft ;p

- I don't follow lmaoooo

-am chattin about my erect penis

-oh lolllll so anyway what do you do for fun?

-stop digressing we all know you wanna peek at these HOT ROSS BUNS

-creep

-;(

-leave me alone Ross

-;((((

-I said leave it

-I'm sorry!

-sorry doesn't cut it Ross it just doesn't cut it

 

Should gather all of these together and release a book.

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