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The Tinder Thread

By SOCCERROO FOX, in General Chat

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Grewks

Grewks

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F*** being nice and making her laugh. All women are secret sluts. Just walk up to her and without hesitation say 'Cut the small talk, me....you....outside....alleyway....up the dirtbox....cheerio'

 

You will probably end up having her mate aswel since ur mate will keep trying to be nice when she just wants some action.

 

Grewks - Get Rogered Everytime With my Knights Sword

 

Grewks - Gets Ready, Erect, then Womens Knickers Slide

 

Grewks - Giving Really Enormous Women Kinky Sex (thats my favourite lol )

 

 

As much as i enjoyed this post....i don't enjoy getting slapped in the face.

 

 

 

With all the election fever....i'm struggling to decide which of the two lucky ladies are going to get it 'up the dirtbox'.

 

 

Are we allowed to take a vote?

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kingcarr21

kingcarr21

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As much as i enjoyed this post....i don't enjoy getting slapped in the face.

 

 

 

With all the election fever....i'm struggling to decide which of the two lucky ladies are going to get it 'up the dirtbox'.

 

 

Are we allowed to take a vote?

i vote both lol .

 

I wouldnt blame you for not following this advice as im clearly taking the piss :thumbup:

 

Although i did like the last part of my post.

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Simo86

Simo86

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If you believe that then I should remind you about that £1000 you owe me from that one thing that one time.

We promised never to speak of that again

 

She a virgin in her mid twenties as well?

Knew I'd get this lol

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Ollie93

Ollie93

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Woah woah woah! I met my other half on tinder lol

I was the only person she spoke to though haha

 

I'm sure she's lovely mate. The girls i've met off tinder are not the relationship type I feel. Matched one last night, within 3 hours, she sent me a saucy boobie picture  :D , not ideal girlfriend material however.

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Simo86

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I'm sure she's lovely mate. The girls i've met off tinder are not the relationship type I feel. Matched one last night, within 3 hours, she sent me a saucy boobie picture  :D , not ideal girlfriend material however.

Haha really? Well you know the drill.....or GTFO lol

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Ollie93

Ollie93

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Look at all you fooking horndogs!!! lol lol lol

 

Don't want a PM then?  lol  lol  lol

Loveday has lost his Jack The Lad Sex God title and Ollie is our new king.

 

I can't thank you enough for the great honour in receiving this title.

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