The Tinder Thread

[Grandad.]

If she is who I think she is she does!

Ohhhh, interesting.

Drop me her surname so I can pest her on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Simo, can you give Des a pep talk talk like Pacino in Any Given Sunday, please?

We've tried and tried.

[StanSP]

Ohhhh, interesting.

Drop me her surname so I can pest her on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.

No stealing man.

[Unabomber]

Simo, can you give Des a pep talk talk like Pacino in Any Given Sunday, please?

We've tried and tried.

Nah **** that he's gonna change his pic to him as santa from 2008.

[kingfox]

Erm, quite literally all the hot girls in this thread?

Hot if your willing to get STD's or die like Guppy then go ahead.

Christ fella I can imagine games of "I have never" against you are pretty one-sided affairs eh?

Oh yeah could go on all for a whole week.

But afraid I'm not sad enough to play games like that anymore.

[Simo86]

Ohhhh, interesting.

Drop me her surname so I can pest her on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.

Woah woah woah! I've only just started to light the fire on this one!!

You listen to what Stan says

[Simo86]

Simo, can you give Des a pep talk talk like Pacino in Any Given Sunday, please?

We've tried and tried.

He's a lost cause mate

[Grandad.]

Hot if your willing to get STD's or die like Guppy then go ahead.

Oh yeah could go on all for a whole week.

But afraid I'm not sad enough to play games like that anymore.

Sorry, Mr..

[Des.]

He's a lost cause mate

Oi!

[Unabomber]

Hot if your willing to get STD's or die like Guppy then go ahead.

You don't think any girl in this thread is hot, yet openly refer to wanking off your dad or some weird shit with your mums hairy split...I don't even.....

[Simo86]

Oi!

[Grandad.]

I've never matched with black girl, racist sluts..

Edited 15 July 2014 by Grandad.

[StanSP]

I've never matched with black girl, racist sluts..

Maybe they want chocolate instead of vanilla.

[Voll Blau]

Hot if your willing to get STD's or die like Guppy then go ahead.

Oh yeah could go on all for a whole week.

But afraid I'm not sad enough to play games like that anymore.

No I agree mate, playing stupid games like that is virgin on the ridiculous.

Coincidentally I believe that's the title of your forthcoming autobiography?

[Grandad.]

No I agree mate, playing stupid games like that is virgin on the ridiculous.

Coincidentally I believe that's the title of your forthcoming autobiography?

lol

[kingfox]

You don't think any girl in this thread is hot, yet openly refer to wanking off your dad or some weird shit with your mums hairy split...I don't even.....

Hot? Slutty yes, hence why they are on such a ridiculous website, but if your that desperate to play on Tinder all night then go ahead.

Weird shit, nevermind, seen sicker comments than the above.

[Grandad.]

Maybe they want chocolate instead of vanilla.

I'm not happy about it truth be told Stan.

[Unabomber]

No I agree mate, playing stupid games like that is virgin on the ridiculous.

Coincidentally I believe that's the title of your forthcoming autobiography?

[StanSP]

I'm not happy about it truth be told Stan.

It can be quite disheartening.

[Unabomber]

Hot? Slutty yes, hence why they are on such a ridiculous website, but if your that desperate to play on Tinder all night then go ahead.

Weird shit, nevermind, seen sicker comments than the above.

Cheers, I am.

[kingfox]

No I agree mate, playing stupid games like that is virgin on the ridiculous.

Coincidentally I believe that's the title of your forthcoming autobiography?

As long as it sells, I couldn't give a shit what it's called.

[StanSP]

Massive girl in a Mini.

Is there a bigger hypocrisy in life?

[Unabomber]

You got a match? Nice.

[chuck'em]

Voll Blau is killing it in here.

[Voll Blau]

As long as it sells, I couldn't give a shit what it's called.

You've not heard of the saying "sex sells" then obviously...