The Tinder Thread

[Ross-Kemp]

Urm Denis.

Pics or snapchat name please sir

[sphericalfox]

'a bit dirty' 

 

we should really go back to the days when we were all virgins before marriage at least then you wouldnt be marrying a right slag

 

pretty sure dennis is a virgin.

[Fox92]

Urm Denis.

Pics or snapchat name please sir

 

lol

[Unabomber]

yes snapchat name please as per protocol 

[ScouseFox]

Haha man's gonna re download snapchat and say "18 from Oxford? Dennis says you get your tits out nice 1"

[Ross-Kemp]

Haha man's gonna re download snapchat and say "18 from Oxford? Dennis says you get your tits out nice 1"

See Scouse, this is why I like you.

This is exactly what will happen

[ScouseFox]

hopefully dennis is his real name 

[BrokenRecord]

I'm not sure if you actually mean that or are just messing about because of that thread/poll the other month? It's all opinion, as with everything, I guess.

I'm fairly sure he was the guy who started that thread haha

[Stadt]

I'm fairly sure he was the guy who started that thread haha

Nah that was 1993fox so there's no need for you to keep mentioning it all of the time

[Unabomber]

HE'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND YA KNOW

DES GRABS THAT ASS LIKE SHE'S A HO

[Danno]

A tinder account for a fvcking dog man.

[Strokes]

A tinder account for a fvcking dog man.

Did you match her?

[Stadt]

there's been worse in this thread

[Strokes]

there's been worse in this thread

They're all dogs in Nottingham imho.

[Stadt]

They're all dogs in Nottingham imho.

i was talking about lamby

[Strokes]

i was talking about lamby

Who?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

told laura to **** off

 

told sarah shes great

 

a decision ill regret in the morning when i am not drunk but in the short term when i am drunk will not regret and lets be honest in the long term i wont regret

 

laura 23 is a ****

[HEGGSY]

Well played

[GingerrrFox]

told laura to **** off

 

told sarah shes great

 

a decision ill regret in the morning when i am not drunk but in the short term when i am drunk will not regret and lets be honest in the long term i wont regret

 

laura 23 is a ****

 

MTWG doing big bits whilst pissed. You made the right decision. 

[Carl the Llama]

[Kinowe Soorie]

Nah that was 1993fox so there's no need for you to keep mentioning it all of the time

Get your own gags!

[Unabomber]

for the best MTWG

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

i feel awful in my stomach but great in my bonce

[Finnegan]

i feel awful in my stomach but great in my bonce

By far the best decision. A girl you met on tinder, dated for a few months, pissed off to Australia, shags her way around but tells you she loves you? That's not love. She just likes having you interested because it makes her feel good.

Delete her number, get rid off Facebook or Twitter if you've got her, stop paying attention to her at all and forget she exists.

New girl should help immensely.

[ScouseFox]

i feel awful in my stomach but great in my bonce

My least fav hangovers them.

Well in tho kid. I'd have done the same despite not knowing either bird or the situation fully I feel you've done the right thing.