The Tinder Thread

[Ollie93]

I managed to get a couple more cheeky ones last night, will post later 

[ScouseFox]

I'm not a fan of the welsh accent, although scouse birds sounds filthy 

 

imo and from experience there are two types of scouse accent on a lady. one is absoultely boss, the other is the most irritating, horrible sounding sound that any mammal could produce. very subtle differences but very different outcomes. 

[Ollie93]

imo and from experience there are two types of scouse accent on a lady. one is absoultely boss, the other is the most irritating, horrible sounding sound that any mammal could produce. very subtle differences but very different outcomes. 

 

Tbh I haven't had much experience with scouse birds although the ones I have are just 

[Nod.E]

As complex as the MTWG and Una situations are - and I sympathise - be thankful that you have 'situations' to ponder.

Jesus, been dry as an Arab's boot since graduating. I work in a small team and the only female that isn't in her 40's or older is a lesbian, and pulling in Manchester is like The Britannia on a Tuesday night compared with the 3PM Saturday kick-off at home against bottom of the league that was nights out at uni.

As for tinder the only matches I get are boring, overweight, overweight and boring, or bots.

 

It's a sad state of affairs.

Edited 20 May 2015 by Nod.E

[Ollie93]

As complex as the MTWG and Una situations are - and I sympathise - be thankful that you have 'situations' to ponder.

Jesus, been dry as an Arab's boot since graduating. I work in a small team and the only female that isn't in her 40's or older is a lesbian, and pulling in Manchester is like The Britannia on a Tuesday night compared with the 3PM Saturday kick-off at home against bottom of the league that was nights out at uni.

As for tinder the only matches I get are boring, overweight, overweight and boring, or bots.

 

It's a sad state of affairs.

 

Be thankful you don't work in an office full of blokes!

 

I know this is the tinder thread, but try badoo. Exactly the same principal but you get unlimited likes!

[1993fox]

Welsh birds are top class, i would do naughty things to that accent 

 

Yeah, but they're butters

[Unabomber]

My situation is resolved now.

[Fox92]

Welsh birds are top class, i would do naughty things to that accent 

 

They've nothing on Scouse birds.

Edited 20 May 2015 by Fox92

[Simo86]

My situation is resolved now.

Tell us more Jonny boy!

[Ollie93]

My situation is resolved now.

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[Unabomber]

She don't want a relationship neither do I, she wants fun so do I so it's all good.

[Simo86]

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

My situation is also resolved

[Staff]

imo and from experience there are two types of scouse accent on a lady. one is absoultely boss, the other is the most irritating, horrible sounding sound that any mammal could produce. very subtle differences but very different outcomes. 

I used to go out with a girl from Neston. Amazing accent, and amazing chebs.

[Unabomber]

My situation is also resolved

That's why the call us the resolvers. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

never barge in alone #theresolvers

[Unabomber]

I would end up on my back within 30 seconds #theresolvers 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

dont; #theresolvers

[Finnegan]

I'm really struggling to believe that Finners' girlfriend is happy.

All things are relative really! She's happy as I'd expect someone stuck with me to be about the situation.

[RonnieTodger]

Tatts iz wot she luvs

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Fell in love this evening.

[Simo86]

Fell in love this evening.

Mexican?

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

No, proper posh British tottie.

[Simo86]

Pics?

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

No, no, I'm meeting her tomorrow night, she sounds delightful, this is not a pics type, it's sirius.