The Tinder Thread

[Ollie93]

It's always a pics type...

[Unabomber]

It's never a pics job if serious

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Sglf - Name and age please in keeping with the code of the thread eg V27

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

H25

[Stadt]

E34, from Buenos Aires,

[General Smuts]

My Hand, 27

[Unabomber]

How come in sainsbury's they keep the condoms in something that resembles a bank vault? Shit's gonna kick off at the self service machine.

Edited 21 May 2015 by Unabomber

[Merging Cultures]

How come in sainsbury's they keep the condoms in something that resembles a bank vault? Shit's gonna kick off at the self service machine.

That is the worst thing ever. I'm going to get a vasectomy just so I won't get judged by random checkout people.

[Unabomber]

That is the worst thing ever. I'm going to get a vasectomy just so I won't get judged by random checkout people.

Gonna buy some interesting ones tomorrow, no ****s will be given by me for my lunch time purchases.

[Lamby]

How come in sainsbury's they keep the condoms in something that resembles a bank vault? Shit's gonna kick off at the self service machine.

 

Go to Boots or Superdrug, always a buy one get one free deal going on in one of them

[Unabomber]

Man posting about condoms and seeing lambo posted last is a proper dank feel.

[cambridgefox]

That's why the call us the resolvers.

Vulvas more like!

[Merging Cultures]

Man posting about condoms and seeing lambo posted last is a proper dank feel.

But he admitted he buys condoms one at a time (with a free one).

I buy multiple 12 packs...

[Voll Blau]

Gonna buy some interesting ones tomorrow, no ****s will be given by me for my lunch time purchases.

 

Like strawberry and curry and that.

[Unabomber]

Like strawberry and curry and that.

Genuinely have to buy a flavoured one, so nearly said "do you like curry?"

[Lamby]

Man posting about condoms and seeing lambo posted last is a proper dank feel.

 

I used to get it about 10/15 times a week, however for the past over 2 years it's been none what so ever. I still have 2 left, which will probably expire by the time I (if) get to use them again

[Unabomber]

I used to get it about 10/15 times a week, however for the past over 2 years it's been none what so ever. I still have 2 left, which will probably expire by the time I (if) get to use them again

Should put it over a hair dryer and see what happens, prob be more fun for ya.

[Lamby]

Should put it over a hair dryer and see what happens, prob be more fun for ya.

 

Don't even have one of those

[Unabomber]

[SystonFox]

[General Smuts]

I like to buy glow in the dark ones and then turn the light off and pretend I'm a Jedi with a really small lightsaber.

And by buy I mean have Asda deliver to my house.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

 

Now the days are drawing longer, as much as it's got me excited for going away and the summer and that, has me ****ing howling over how much a select handful bossed this thread last year at it's july / august peak

[Stadt]

I was on holiday in Cornwall with limited 3g and wifi connectivity, the thread was at its peak then and I looked forward to getting wifi just to read this 

[cambridgefox]

Now the days are drawing longer, as much as it's got me excited for going away and the summer and that, has me ****ing howling over how much a select handful bossed this thread last year at it's july / august peak

pics or it didn't happen.

[theessexfox]

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