The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

[ScouseFox]

Anyone out tomorrow post match? simo mtwg ken?

I was gonna come but no invite so nah

[Rincewind]

Newest match? At least there won't be an unwanted pregnancy.

[ScouseFox]

[Unabomber]

I was gonna come but no invite so nah

Come on lad

[Rincewind]

Kings Head party

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

There aint no party like a 

 

Kings Head party

[Merging Cultures]

Anyone out tomorrow post match? simo mtwg ken?

Are you not taking your woman to the clinic and/or civic hall?

[Unabomber]

Are you not taking your woman to the clinic and/or civic hall?

No mate I'm on the beers with the lads

[Merging Cultures]

No mate I'm on the beers with the lads

Enjoy the next 9months of freedom!!

Jealous that you are out having some beers.

[Rincewind]

I am in The Pub

[Unabomber]

I am in brewdog

[Rincewind]

I am home now. Went in Hind a nd Neela Palace for  a take away. Only got half way through. May have to save remainder.

[Unabomber]

Met a right babe last night, didn't shag her and she's not responded to my text but still wow, she was amazing.

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

H25 is off the charts, it's true what they say about posh girls then.

[1993fox]

Met a right babe last night, didn't shag her and she's not responded to my text but still wow, she was amazing.

 

Nice

[Unabomber]

She was from Manchester nice

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

- hey so u feelin rouff?

- lollll yh kinda una wbu ?????

- I have felt better! So how come you're in Leicester

- lmao u pest jus fancied an east mids night out

- yh east mids is good tbqh

- I enjoyed mesen an it was of course nice 2 meet u una ;-)

- haa loool yeah good to meet u too imo we should go on A date

- sounds good bae! Where u thinking stood muffing

- skipton has a carrot museum we could go, looks pretty cool

- u sayin I like a carrot una? Lmaaaao ;----)

- haha maybe ;(

-looooool

- so how about it?

- sorry una I have just found out that I am dying by x

- Oh ;(

- yh it sucks but ur a nice guy you'll find some1!!!!

- Oh piss off Andrea u ho

[General Smuts]

Lost her at Carrot Museum. Should have gone for the Jasper Carrot Museum. . 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

@ god trolling me with this one's bio, she was quite literally in Heathrow departure lounge 22 hours ago ahahahahahasjdhjkdhasjdhkhjs **** MY LIFE

 

 

 

 

This one is legit still talking to me and committing to replies despite 

a) being on the other side of the world

b) me opening with a joke about coastal erosion

c) im falling in love DONT DO IT MIQUEL JUST DONT DO IT

d) shes bloody cracking

e) i actually tried to halt the conversation to stop this happening and she replied with a question fml gonna masturcry

Edited 25 May 2015 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[Unabomber]

looks cute lad.

 

I just got back form a date, went to peter's pizzeria was pretty good mine had little sausages on it and hers had prawns and rocket . Then went bowling down meridian, got 134 is that good? I was pinging strikes and spares left and right, busted the crotch of me nudies though so gonna have to chuck them in the bin.

 

Then went back to hers and watched louis theroux

 

Then drove and treated myself to a mcdonalds, not had one in time got some new nacho burger and some mozzarella dippers as a treat.

Edited 25 May 2015 by Unabomber

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

looks cute lad.

 

Then went back to hers and watched louis theroux

 

Oh S22 is the one though, seeing her again on Sunday. 

 

and then we watched louis theroux ;------)

[Unabomber]

Should watch louis theroux with her.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

;0)

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Mascry? You mean crank.