The Tinder Thread

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Take off their fake tan & false eyelashes then the majority will more than likely be average.

If playing on tinder is your thing though then go ahead.

That's how crap this forum has gotten, going on Tinder is classed as exciting.

Have you ever actually woken up next to a girl? What on earth are your expectations, looks wise? They aren't average at all unless the barometer of what you gauge attractiveness by is completely unrealistic and everybody bar Zooey Deschanel and Charlize Theron are duds.

*No coincidence that the forum got worse as your post count increased.

[Unabomber]

And it appears kingfox has been banned

[StanSP]

This girl who I've matched with.. Claire, 24

Her About Claire says..

I'm 'that' girl, sadly.

Una, what kind of girl is she? Head****ed.

She's the Steve-killer!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

And it appears kingfox has been banned

We can hope, weirdo posts some absolute pump

[Unabomber]

It just says "I'm that girl"?

Sounds like a car crash to me, but you should still throw her a line.

[Stadt]

Have you ever actually woken up next to a girl?

His mum by the sounds of it

[Haydos]

Top abuse

[Soar Fox]

lol

Unlucky Kingfox

[Grandad.]

It just says "I'm that girl"?

Sounds like a car crash to me, but you should still throw her a line.

I don't know whether to be sarcastic, funny or actually be nice to her. Wow.

[SystonFox]

Result right there. Now continue Tindering!

[Des.]

Is it safe to come back yet...

[One Legged Beaver]

And it appears kingfox has been banned

Either that or he went down the SGLF route. *Fingers crossed*

[Manwell Pablo]

And it appears kingfox has been banned

[me_plus_one]

Has anyone found a celebrity tinder yet, I havn't but they are prob mega rare.

[HEGGSY]

And it appears kingfox has been banned

Edited 15 July 2014 by HEGGSY

[Unabomber]

Has anyone found a celebrity tinder yet, I havn't but they are prob mega rare.

Found a couple of glamour models, they didn't match me though.

[Manwell Pablo]

Has anyone found a celebrity tinder yet, I havn't but they are prob mega rare.

Don't try and sneak in here Leicesterpool, your fooling no one.

[Unabomber]

Celebs only date celebs

[me_plus_one]

Don't try and sneak in here Leicesterpool, your fooling no one.

Nowt to do with me!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Apologies again for the res, my phone is a bad bellend.

Not a patch on simo or una's work but they're all "average" on there anyway, aren't they?...

[Grandad.]

Celebs only date celebs

A-men.

That dog Chels Fergo is dating some lad I know, poor lad.

[General Smuts]

Right I'm back from my week in Malta. I've only had wifi sparingly and the only night I remember looking in this thread was World Cup final day after I chundered in a Maltese doorway.

Still didn't disgrace myself as much as this king fox disaster.

Back in business tomorrow ladies. Can't wait to see the horrorshows St Albans has to offer.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Celebs only date celebs

Man I wanna rep this bad.

[SystonFox]

A-men.

That dog Chels Fergo is dating some lad I know, poor lad.

£20 says he's got a shit beard and a sleeve tattoo. Also £20 says she's got the biggest wizards sleeve known to man

[Rincewind]

I have connections on Linkedjn